Happy Mother's Day

Here in River City, Mistress and her devoted slave are celebrating the last weekend of empty nesting for at least a month or two. Our oldest Domme in training graduates from college next weekend, and will be returning home for some indefinite duration until she identifies the next sign post in her life.  And her younger sister returns Thursday from her Junior year in college.  It's going to get a lot more cramped here for a while, and much less convenient to schedule those cuckold sleepovers with Jay, as we did a few weeks back.

I mean how to explain that to your daughters?

"Oh, that's just our friend Jay, girls.  His house is being de-loused this weekend, so Mommy said he could sleep here tonight.  Daddy will just take the couch, because Jay's allergic to the cats. "

No, I'm not thinking that would work.

This weekend we are trying to get in as much together time as possible.  Yesterday we covered spending time with our respective Mothers. I visited mine, and Mistress lunched with her mother.

And despite those social obligations, we were able to fit in a "two-a-day", with wake-up sex before a bike ride, and some early evening sex after a late afternoon nap.  Mistress even got a bonus cum as her slave toyed with her clean shaven folds through a skimpy nightie and matching undies as we watched a movie before bedtime.

That leaves Mother's Day with no social obligations at all.  This morning I plan to break out the brand spanking new Hitachi, which I suspect Mistress has been missing.

We may even have to pull a full switch day, now that I think of it.  After this Sunday, the need to "stifle" or otherwise mask the sounds of passion from the UCTMW Executive Suite will be back.

Don't want to waste that final (for a while) opportunity.

The Case of the Missing Hitachi

Here at the UCTMW World HQ, Mistress was diverted from her normal work day for a good chunk of the afternoon, even as slave was ‘slaving away” at the office.  It was one of those "lunches" with her lover, Jay. By the time I got home, Mistress seemed quite satisfied.

“It was the typical, slave….Jay spent a good deal of time lavishing me with his oral attention. Lot’s of cock riding too.”

After I showered off the residue of a bike ride home on a steamy spring day, She allowed me to feast on those well utilized folds, giving me a taste of the creamy residue that Jay left behind. I suspect she didn’t really need the cum that was the by product of my devotion, but it couldn’t hurt right?

“Jay did ask if the new Hitachi has arrived, Slave….”

“Got here today Mistress…. I’ll bring it home tomorrow. Just in time for Mother’s Day…..”

Speaking of Hitachis, the WC has given us a post responding to my request for more info on  his suspicion that his teenage daughter pilfered the magic wand he and his wife B have become so fond of:

Yes it is true our Hitachi started disappearing a couple of years ago

It would come back and then disappear again 

Finally it just went away

So

I bought another one.......

Now apparently both ladies are happy

And if they are happy so am I.....

Got to keep the gals happy!!!

Well not to beat a dead horse 

BUT

I am getting sick of the pot reporting

Nebraska and Oklahoma are suing Colorado over pot

The fuckers want to take it away from us

So much for states rights GOP.....

The "supreme court"(lower case) asked the justice department today to comment on the suit

We have had virtually no problems with legalized pot

You almost  never smell pot cause it is illegal to smoke in public

And the peeps obey the law!!!

Plus most people are eating it in edibles instead of smoking anyway....

The cops hate it cause they can't do the civil confiscation of alleged drug property 

For their own use

The private prison system hates it cause they will lose profit making prisoners

But for all of us here 

We say

What took so long?

I didn't use pot for 30 years cause it was illegal

And I have I   had a career to  protect

But I love the option to get high on Friday night instead of a couple of beers

Pot is so much better for you than cocktails or opium pain killers

Trust me on that one!

The 

Broncos just drafted a pot smoker

And no one around here batted an eye

Cause it is just not an issue around here

Even the republicans here love it

Tax revenues are up 

Incarnations are down

WTF America?   

The drug war has been a disaster!!!!! 

And for the readers of Mick and Molly

The pot store I go to

Has incredibly  hot women who shop there !

No shit!

Hot coeds, hot moms, hot business women

And the WC loves to chat then up!!!

And they are very friendly  too....

Believe me my friends 

You should push for legalization in your states too

Whether you want to imbibe or not

Time to end this silly probation once and for all

The new pot head advocate

WC   

After an Abstinence Monday, Mistress Schedules a Nooner

It was a relaxing weekend for Mistress and her devoted Slave. The days are ticking down for the end of empty nesting as we know it here at the UCTMW World HQ ... our senior Diva in Training graduates in two weekends, meaning that she will be moving back here for the summer - hopefully not much longer -- until she organizes the next Act in her life. And her younger sister will also be back for a few weeks before embarking on her next adventure.

That means we've got to take advantage of the limited time available to get in as much "us time" as possible.  Over the weekend there were plenty of opportunities for sex and worship. So much so that Slave really couldn't complain about an "abstinence day" on Monday.  Mistress had one of those too early meetings which aborted our usual wake-up sex. But she did get some end of the day worship from her slave to tide her over.

Today, on the other hand, will be a little more demanding for her on the sex front. I'm hoping for some wake-up sex before heading off to work. And then .... well Mistress has some plans she disclosed to me last evening.

"I'm going over to Jay's house at lunch time, Slave....."

"Hmmmm..... I bet he's horny Mistress. It's been more than a week."

"I think you're right, slave....."

So while Soave is hunkered down at work today, at least I will be able to contemplate Mistress getting one of those high octane fuckings that she relishes from her "side dish".

The Messy Month of May

Both of our "contributors"  chimed in with some blog fodder yesterday.

First our Senior Correspondent, Donna, emailed to remind me in a timely fashion that May is "Masturbation Month". Does Congress take time from it's busy vacation schedule to make this official every year? In any event, I'm hoping that Mistress new Hitachi arrives today so that she does not have grounds to punish me for the mechanical failure that could get her NMM off to an inauspicious start. Without her favorite power tool this weekend, she will definitely have some catching up to do.

As for Slave, I somehow doubt I will have any opportunity to celebrate NMM. After all, there would be no reason to breach the "no touch" rule. Mistress likes to me to save all those natural juices for herself.

Meanwhile, our Western Correspondent took some time off from his own abusive masturbation habits to comment on the blog yesterday.  (Although I suppose he could be one of those legendary one hand typists). He noted that he and his wife are now on their 3rd Hitachi.  One burned out, he says. And the second one was BORROWED BY HIS DAUGHTER!

As I recall it, the WC's daughter is still just a teen, right?  Isn't she a little too young to require mechanical assistance? And if she does, it's hard to imagine her sharing her plans with her dad.

TM(fucking)I!

I'm hoping it was purely for the treatment of a sports injury, WC.

Let's hope that all our readers (except those of you under lock and key) have a (self)gratifying national masturbation month. Feel free to share in the comments section any special celebratory plans you've made.