Sex and Sun

The long days of summer are here in our little corner of the world, and Mistress and Slave made sure they enjoyed all of it.

Slave tends to wake at dawn, which comes early here. Mistress lolls in bed a little longer, but regardless, our wake-up sex came early in Mountain time zone hours -- I even forgot to exercise my switch day privileges, which I will chalk up to long car drive lag.

That gave us plenty of time out in the sun.  Slave performed a variety of "field Slave" duties to get our "spread" back into shape after a spring of neglect and an unusual amount of rain induced growth. Fortunately, the Sangres have gotten a break from the ongoing draught these last few months.

Mistress exercised her prerogative to sun bathe "au natural" out on our deck, giving me plenty of time to admire her lovely breasts and clean shaven folds, while also applying sun screen to her tight tush.

By about 3 pm, Mistress had finally had enough of the sun's recharging rays and we adjourned to our bedroom for some late afternoon sexual release. Slave rallied, and deployed Mistress's favorite power tool for a couple of starter cums. Mistress, after a day of lounging had ample energy for some robust cock riding. When the dust settled, there was still plenty of time for a nap before heading out for dinner, and then enjoying the sunset out on our patio.

Yes, we like these long summer days.

Tequilla Sunset

Mistress and Slave finally made it to our SW hideaway around 4 pm last evening, after a 2nd long day on the road. But at least the 2nd day, which follows the old Santa Fe trail through Western Kansas and Eastern Colorado,  features some pastoral prairie and the front range of the Rockies, putting us in a much better mood.

We arrived on time to re-arrange the furniture, run the weed eater on a patio that had been overrun, and then hunker down on our front porch for one more amazing sunset.  Mistress was topless almost immediately upon our arrival, wearing nothing but her pretty blue thong to taunt her Slave as he engaged in some manly, field slave duties. Duties behind us, I poured Mistress a Tequila and popped open a beer for myself to enjoy the upcoming sunset.

But since we enjoyed dinner (and the sunset) on the front porch, she felt compelled to slide into a tee-shirt so as not to cause and accident in case one of the locals driving by looked her way.

But as for pants?..... well, let's not go overboard.

Our Western Correspondent Rises to the Occasion

Mistress and Slave are cruising across rural Kansas. We just stopped at a favorite little greasy spoon called "Moosette's" where the same grizzled bachelor farmers who were there last summer complaining about the draught were there this morning complaining about all the rain. At least they had Mistress in her short and sexy tie-dye dress to distract them from whining about their flooded fields for a while.

But the big news today is that our under-productive Western Correspondent has responded well to the ministrations of his SOC milking device and has forwarded this (un)timely dispatch:

Well. Mick has bought me a masturbation machine from China

China???

Et Tu Mick 

Should I gloss you the Walmart blogger?

Nevertheless I am grateful

I am thinking of franchising them to health clubs

Think those machines from the 60's that the ladies put the strap around their butts 

And got jiggled........   errrrr  Vibrated.....

How did those ladies get away with masturbating right in public????

And on TV......???

Course my dear friend Molly might be first use the.....

Lets have an orgasm while I exercise logic

Works for Me!!!!

You are a revolutionary  Molly!!!

Think how healthy the country would be!

Now for news from the legal Pot state

Prices are cumming down

Supplies are going up

Course I mean edibles

My favorite candy bar

The Full Melt strawberry bar has cum down from $20 to $15

All bars now have 100mg thc

Now the famous NY Times columnist Maureen Dowd came to Denver and got TOO high

She apparently didn't ask any of us hicks how much to take.....

Dumb ass.....

Good quality edibles are fantastic

But....

I know you are wondering 

What about sex on edibles????

You get a whole body rush.....

Which includes the genitals!!!

Need I say more....?????

It truly is a whole body high

Orgasms are defiantly enhanced 

Which 

Near as I can say is all good with little side effects

Except ...

You might find marginal movies very interesting late at night .............

Oh well 

All I can say is cum to the Mile High City and check it out

A friend of mine told me the all the hotels in Aspen will have the bellmen get you pot products and bring then to your room

Better than a pizza delivery man Mick!!!

Cuckolding and Pot????

Rock on Mick and Molly

Your hard working reporter

WC

SW Hideaway or Bust

Mistress and Slave are buzzing through the "Show Me" state now, headed west for two weeks of R & R at our SW hideaway. We have our mobile wi-fi humming and the back of the wagon stuffed with items that will help us un-stuff the UCTMW HQ and over stuff our hideaway.

You will be happy to learn that Mistress's sometimes lover Jay threw her a brief but "muy caliente" bon voyage party at his house yesterday am, before she had a lunch meeting with some German businessmen that coincided with the World Cup game.

As for the encounter with Jay, which came not long after our traditional "wake-up" sex, Mistress reported that it was "a quickie".

"But we must have felt a need to cram into our 45 minutes all of the things we usually do in 90 Slave....sucking, fucking from above, behind, and wherever...."

"Sounds like you used your time efficiently, Mistress...."

"We did, Slave ... and he said that my butt seemed even firmer than the last time....maybe it's the  swimming I've been doing?"

"Could be Mistress.... but you've always had a firm butt...."

Before we headed to bed, Mistress had a flirtatious conversation with Jay, where they rehashed some of the mornings activities. Sort of post-game analysis, but a little hotter than on ESPN.  When she slid into bed next to me, I was most anxious to worship her well exercised clean shaven folds.

"It's been a while Slave.... I doubt you can tell I was with Jay this morning...."

I came up for air briefly....

"Hmmm.... you still seem a little damp down here Mistress..... were you toying with your folds when chatting with Jay....?"

Mistress issued her standard denial.