A few weeks back, this blog quoted an article about the propensity
for women and men to have a “back up” lined up, just in case. Last night, as we retired to our bed,
the notion was confirmed as I
noticed Mistress texting a way on her I-phone. I try not to cross examine
Mistress when she’s communicating, but in this case I didn’t have to…..
“It’s my old college boyfriend again, slave…..every few months he
pops up again…..”
“So is he trying to get into your pants, Mistress?” (I usually get
to the point quickly).
“I’m sure he does, slave….but it always starts out with a ‘how are
you doing’, then evolves to ‘wouldn’t it be great to run into each other again…..’
“Have you told him you have a ‘free pass’, Mistress?”
“Nooooo……”
(This was said as if I was a little crazy, and that she really did
not want to wave the green flag so clearly to this dude.)
“Isn’t this the guy that used to tie you up in his dorm room?”
“It us slave…. it was my first kinky sex…..”
“Was it hot?”
“It was slave…..”
At some point, Mistress signed off, and returned to her kindle
before nodding off, with the confidence that “former boyfriend” was still
simmering on the back burner.
But before we sign off, what sound like some final reporting by
our Western Correspondence on the wind-up of those Winter Olympics he dropped
by last week.
Well
Boss.....
OK OK OK!
I know you want to hear the story of the Chech Chick Double Gold!
Well, first of all, lets dispense with the story that Vonn is from
Minnesota.
NO!!!!!!
she is Ski Club Vail since she was a little runt.....
So is
Shiffrin........ And they have a healthy hatred of Ski Steamboat
(and Breckenridge, Copper, Aspen and Key too!!!!)
Not to
mention The Butte or that little tiny resort down south of the border......
[In the fuck--g desert BTW!]
Hell............Moab
has better sand skiing than that little backwater!!!!!!
Anyway, the
Commies over in Steamboat decided to teach this Commie chick from a country in
Eastern Europe how to ski on snow skis
SHE WAS A
FUCKING BOARDER FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are
right BOSS....She is pretty HOT!!!!!!!!
Nevertheless
Boss, I, as your expert commentator am not that surprised.
[But very impressed!!!!!]
Most kids
in Colorado can ski and board............they just chose a favorite.....
Butt both
for GOLD??????????
Count the
poor old broken down WC as Impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh well,
got to go boss.....
Lindsey is
flying into DIA tonight and asked me to pick her up. She is bringing this
Voodoo guy from Kenya she met in Seoul to cast a spell on Steamboat.
How about
Kyle Mack's Silver though!!!!! He landed "a double cork 1440, Bloody Dracula!
Love you boss,
WC
Good luck picking up Lindsay, WC…. You're going to "pick Lindsay up"? I hope we’ll see a shot of you
giving her a ride on your shoulders to the baggage claim where her 30 pairs of
skis will be piling up. Maybe she'd be smarter to skip the slopes for a while and head to the beach.
Don’t worry boss Vonn doesn’t travel with her skies. Her ski guy travels with her skies...
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