Our Far Flung Correspondents Check In

Here at the UCTMW World HQ Slave was allowed to break a whole 36 hours of abstinence Thursday morning, after Mistress's sleepover. Let me just say it was MOST satisfying.

Mistress seemed to take note.

"Wow, Slave.... I think you liked that...."

"Pent up demand, Mistress....."

"Maybe I should make you wait more often...."

"That's your call, Mistress."

That it is.  

In addition, she was able to stop by for some lunch time worship at my office, which had not occurred in a while. It left me with the musky taste of her fragrant juices on my face for the rest of the afternoon.  Nice.

But enough about us. Yesterday we heard from our far flung reportorial staff, and I know you're anxious to hear from them too. First, our Western Correspondent:

It has been raining for two days here in the Mile Hi City

WTF??????????

It never rains here 

We are basically a desert 

10" per year average.........

All us dumb ass's don't even own an umbrella 

Sometimes we have a thunder storm but it only lasts 10 minutes or so

There were a bunch of wet folks all over town today

Thats all I have to say about that

I agree with what  the big Broncos D tackle Kevin Vickerson said today

FUCK SEATTLE !!!!!!!!!

Works for me

Well Mick I see our teams are playing this year

Same with the long lost Suzanne

Mick

I fear your pussycats are doomed to loose again

The Donks are loaded...

Barring injury

Wish Sue was here so I could give her some shit too!!!!!!!!

We will see

Course my beloved Broncs are one injury (PFM) from sucking.....

Anyway I'm glad I don't live in Seattle 

Last time I was there I got hit in the head with a salmon

Bunch of god dammed liberals  up there anyway.....

God love EM!!!!!!

Well rock on Mick and Molly

Yours 

WC

Thanks, WC. Look at all that rain as an opportunity to use less lube!

Then we heard from Donna, our Senior Correspondent:

Dear Mick,

It's August and the countdown to football season has begun.

I came across a very important piece of information today. I think it might serve as incentive for the spouses of football addicts to conduct a thorough research of the 2014-15 teams and players and offer input on a wise choice of which teams to support. None of this willy-nilly supporting of a team simply because you attended school there, or because they happen to reside in your home state. No, this is too, too important for that kind of limited thinking!

Donna

10% of men believe their sexual performance suffers when their favorite sports team loses. Other findings from a survey by areyouromantic.com: 30% of men believe their sexual performance improves when their favorite sports team is winning.

I'm not so sure, Donna. My local baseball team has been pretty mediocre this season, but it doesn't seem to have had an adverse impact on my sex life. In fact, it's a good excuse to turn the TV off and get on my knees between Mistress's lovely thighs.