At Last, Our Long Sex Blog Nightmare is (Almost) Over

Mistress is headed home tomorrow, waking not long after  I go to sleep, then heading from Prague to Heathrow then back to the heartland, where Slave, her surly teen daughters and two cute kitties anxiously await her return.

By now, the few readers who may be left are saying “thank God, maybe we’ll finally get some real sex blog action here”, rather than the re-runs, re-cycled photos, snark and whining that have acted as filler on these pages for more than a week now.

Here in River City, Slave had a long day in his cage, with photos texted to Mistress before I headed to the office, then again when I got home at around 9 pm. Today I made sure not to make the mistake I made yesterday, when I opened my laptop to All Mine at the office. Suzanne has done her typically thorough job celebrating “masturbation month”, with Tammy acting as a handcuffed witness, and well …. the images she conjured were  a little too incendiary for a guy in a steel cage who hasn’t had anything other than the sad attention of his own hands these last 10 days.

I note that our staff members got into a little back and forth today about who brings more inches to the UCTMW table. The WC was even accused of padding his dimensions by triple spacing. But so it’s clear…. Year end bonuses will give some credit to column inches in the comments section … but extra space between lines will definitely NOT get you extra credit.

Now on the way home from an event with one of my older daughters tonight,  I was struggling  to think about what the meat of tonight’s blog might be. Then I got home to fins the following contribution from our Senior Correspondent. 

Thank you Donna, you’ve captured my thoughts better than you might imagine.

 

Today is THE day! Our Beloved CEO, our mostly Benevolent Leader, SHE of the flattened nipples returns from her victorious tour of Eastern Europe.

Begin the Fanfare. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOSYqPvmTqE&feature=related

While anxious to hear a report of her activities, I doubt we will be hearing much from Molly or Mick for 24 hours or so.

From the notes I happened across, I believe Mick is planning on spending until 11:59 PM on Saturday, firmly entrenched between Molly’s thighs, only coming up for air between orgasms.  I hope Molly is prepared for the fact that Mick has been spending time in the evening studying and learning about some very intricate oral techniques. His favorite text was this book:

In addition to his literary pursuits, Mick has been working to improve his roping technique, and at 12:01 AM, Mistress is sure to be roped into position.

 

She will probably then be cropped a bit, spanked for a while, her nipples bitten and tweaked and then she will be purposefully reintroduced to her beloved Hitachi. What a reunion that will be!

Our long suffering, much caged and masterfully masturbated hero, Mick, is sure to bring out his very own penis of pleasure and arrange for a dozen or so more cums from his beautiful bride and at least another handful for himself, too.

They may, or may not take a break mid-afternoon before they switch positions with Mick in bondage and Molly in charge or any necessary, or unnecessary but still pleasurable, corrections. Oddly Mick’s bondage gear is the brand also preferred by a former POTUS who shall remain nameless.

Add some lovely anal sex provided by Mistress adorned in her lovely strap-on.

And soon their world, and ours, will be back in its proper orbit. Here’s to a joyous cum-filled reunion for the horny lovebirds of UCTMW.