Ouch!

Here in River City, Slave’s chickens came home to roost yesterday.  Without going into details, Mistress had decreed that her slave was due for some punishment this weekend. I wish I could say that the wait was worse than the consequences, but…..

After some wake up sex we were off to our various activities. Slave was spending time with my cute grandsons, while Mistress went to exercise and lunch with her sister and mother. We found ourselves back home at around 3:30 or so, with time for a nap, before it was time to prep for a dinner we were hosting for her family.  We were soon snoozing contentedly, and slave was hoping that it might last so long that there would be no time for the punishment I was due.

Alas…..we woke with a hour available for less earnest activities than preparing the evening meal.

“Go get the riding crop slave….and if you can’t find it …. Again…..then we will be using the hair brush.”

Ouch.  “Luckily” I was able to find the crop, and presented it to Mistress. I knew enough to remove my undies.

“On the bed slave”.

She was not lolly-gagging was she?  Altho she may have wished she had gagged her slave, because I proceeded to wine and bitch as she laid into my tender bottom, which had not seen such wrath in some time.

It hurt.  Well maybe stung is a better word to use. Yes, it stung like hell.

But after about 10-15 “lashes”, Mistress relented, her point made.  Now it was time for me to show my gratitude for her mercy by attending to those clean shaven folds.

Yum.

And after I had delivered a soothing cum for her, she indulged her slave in his own opportunity to take his pleasure of the day.

I really am a pampered house slave, aren’t I?

But not as pampered as our Western Correspondent, who, after some indulgence of his own at that luxurious golf club had one last post from the Winter Olympics.

Just a short note boss because Silverthorn's own Kyle Mack won the silver metal in the mens "Big Air" boarder contest.

For the Big air contest they build this big fucking tower  (It looks like it belongs in an amusement park)-----not a ski area.....

They built one in Denver a few years ago.  They built it right in front of the State Capital building.  Boss, it sure looked to me like it was taller than the Capital dome!!!!!!

Anyway boss..........this "Big Air" thing is plenty fucking crazy!!!!!!!!!!  Trust me on this one........

Mack won the silver with a:

"Double Cork 1440, Bloody Dracula" which translated into adult is:

Hands behind the back grabbing the tail of the snowboard while spinning 1440 degrees while executing two complete back flips at the same time.

The "Double Cork 1440----Bloody Dracula" is described as "a sketchy grab with high consequences" which had never been landed in Competition before.

Mack had tried and failed 4 times in practice......  He was quoted saying "Guess the 5th time was the charm......."   Guess so Kyle!!!!      Way to go Man!!!!

Mack's Summit County neighbor, Chris Corning went into the last round needing a big jump.  He tried the very rare "quad-cork 1800 but just missed it.  He was quoted saying,   "Four more feet of air and we would have landed it, I just couldn't get over my board to land it......"

Well done boys!!!!!!!!!!”

That may be impressive, WC. And certainly death defying.  But I for one consider the star of the games to be Ester Ledecka, the Czech who won gold in both snowboarding and alpine skiing. Now that’s well rounded. It sort of makes her a “switch”.  She’s kind of cute too!

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Punishment Coming?

This morning I woke up with the thought that we might get some high class journalism from our Olympic correspondent.  After all there was the arrival of the apple of the President’s eye in South Korea for the closing ceremonies.  Hopefully the WC would get some revealing photos to share with our readers? With Jared away (and working on that security clearance) the kitten will play?

And then there was the big news about the USA Ice ladies claiming gold over their nemeses from Canada.  That must have been a racy locker room celebration!

And how about that surprising victory of USA curling over Sweden. So much winning! (And is curling just bowling on ice? Do you "play" better after a few beers?)

But instead I woke to learn that the WC had already abandoned his post for some golfing back home:

BOSS!!!!!!!                   So, boss  I'm sitting in the "MENS LOUNGE ONLY!" at my golf club.   Trust me boss it is nice!!!!!!  

Oak locker that are the size of a Diva's dressing room, stream rooms, saunas all over,  many, many  asian massage ladies, (all wearing French maid uniforms BTW!) 

Jacuzzi's all over the place, vibrating lounging chairs, Several poker tables, (BOSS!..... all these guys play poker bare naked!!!!!!!!!)   (Golfers you know!)

These tubs you stick your feet in with Epsom salt and gently massages your sore feet after golf,  (feels heavenly!!!), magical asian pedicures, (manicures are complimentary......long finger nails can fuck with your swing you know.....)

And best of all!!!!!!!!!!!   This chick that puts hot rocks right on your package!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boss,        I could go on and on!   You got to come out here and spend a day with me at the spa......  I mean golf course:)

Anyway boss the point of this story is...............   

SO......... I'm laying there getting a massage from "Lucy"......... I'm pretty sure she is Cantonese but it is hard to tell from her accent.....     Anyway, I chose the "magic butterfly massage".     According to the menu it is a:

"Sensual finger up your posterior while she lovingly massages your male stalk."

GREAT I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well boss....................  I was right!!!!!     Was fucking fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well,          I forgot the point of this story ........just wanted to earn my keep today, boss......

Tell Molly "Love you baby"!      

On the QT Molly.................Let me know on the "sly".... if you locked boss up for 7 more days...........It would make me very happy! 

Love you baby,

Your big teddy bear:)

WC

Thanks for the “happy ending” WC.  At least it’s good to know that you survived that late night trip to the ski jump hill and UCTMW won’t have to pick up the tab for your Medi-Vac from the Far East. 

But please don’t give Molly any ideas.  She already says I’m due for a punishment this weekend on some sort of Trumped up charge.  Not 7 days in the cage too!

Tracking Down Our Western Correspondent

Here in River City we are officially in the “rainy season”. That means less time outdoors, but (the upside) more time in bed with Mistress. So things aren’t all bad. But as the days wind down on the Winter Olympics, it seems our western correspondent is still not on task. Other than a random encounter in some five bar, where was his reporting on the great Lindsay Vonn, who ended her Olympic career with a wipe out in the slalom portion of the combined, but did score a bronze medal in the downhill this week.

 Now that's a story. But instread, here’s what we heard from him today:

 BOSS!!!!!!!!   Finally watched some Olympics on the TV!!!!!!!!!!!       Holly Sh-t!  Those kids are RAD!!!!

I don't know if you know this boss............but:

THAT SHIT IS DANGERIOUS !!!!!    Trust me I know......I don't know if I ever told you this boss.......But I once time landed on my head.......

I know, I know, you always accuse me of having a head injury but this shit is real!!!!

BOSS..... to tell you the truth I have never been the same

Boss......I'm tearing up..............Got to go...

BUT!!!!! 

Wait till you hear about what happened last night with Hill and Mr. P "vp" BTW!!!!!!. at Borry's party last night!!!! 

Got to run,

WC

Pathetic! Fortunately, we found another stringer in Korea who was able to track down the WC at the games to see what he’s really been up to rather than cutting edge “journalizing”.  Here's WC trying out the ski jump ramp after a long night at the karaoke bar.

 Nice product placement for "Elan".  Hopefully the brand will pick up some of the WC's Korean expenses.  

Here's the WC laying some fresh tracks after waking on the mountain after a bender, long after the lifts closed. 

Finally, there's this shot of the WC checking out the snow board park  after hours in his inimitable way. Now that's cross training!  I suspect I will see both that beer and his damaged rental skis on the WC's expense account vouchers should he ever return to the states. 

  

Will President's Day Ever Be the Same?

Here in River City, Mistress and slave celebrated President's Day with a long bike ride after some invigorating wake up sex at the UCTMW World HQ. In the meantime, down in Florida families buried their gunned down kids, while, just a few miles away our current President stopped his angry tweeting long enough to go golfing at one of his many resorts. President's Day just isn't what it used to be is it?  Even the Presidents' Day Mattress store sales may have to think of a new name. Fortunately, we have the Winter Olympics to distract us, with (very blunt) cutting edge coverage courtesy of our Western Correspondent:

  Thanks Molly!!!   You are exactly right............  Mick was very mean to me about my expense account............I warned him but he seems just obsessed with money!   You know Vlad and Mr. T never worry about money....those boys know how to do it right.  

Remember that time on the Black sea at Vladdie's little vacation home.  You remember the time Vladdie took you horse back riding without his shirt?   Yeah! that time!!!

Talk about international cuckolding!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway,  please do me a big favor and tell Mick to stop sending me these bothersome emails about my expense account.  I'm just about at the end of my rope!!!       Please inform him that  I saved him at least 30 k in gas money for Borry's plane last night......

Remember----------------[Vlad bought that house in The Keys you guys couldn't unload,]   for 25 large......  ( I mean really large!)  So tell Mick that I don't want to hear about it anymore.........

Enough said, but I suggest  two months...........................................

Okay Mick, I did do some reporting (at great inconvenience to me personally BTW.)         I did meet Lindsey last night at a Korean wine bar for an interview.

She was deep in her cups but just kept repeating    "Why the fuck do they teach chick  Chech snowboarders how to ski in Steamboat??????  I always knew Steamboat was a communist country!!!!"

Poor Lindsey.... I left her when she was texting Tiger.     The last text I saw from Tiger was          "Keep your chin up baby, at least your wife didn't hit you square in the head  with a 9 iron........."       "L" did not seem impressed .............she just had a sad look on her face......   Was hard to watch boss........

Therefore, boss ....... I have decided to suspend my reporting duties here in the Koreas ( it is just too emotionally taxing for the poor old WC.)

BUT GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     Bory invited me and plus 1 to this party tonight.       Get this........... they have this chick who looks just like Hillary who is going to squat down and pee all over this guy who looks just like Mr. T.   (don't tell anybody boss but Borry told us it might really be  Mr. T. under a Bernie mask!).  He claims they dressed Mr. T. up to look like Mike Pence and smuggled him into the Koreas.   

Anyway boss, got to go, Plus One said "I don't believe it is really Mr. T but If its Pence I got to see this!!!!!!"

Your intrepid reporter,

WC

Shame on you, WC. So busy partying with the man pulling the strings on the leader of the free world that you failed to get the inside story on that French ice dancing costume malfunction.  Let's hope you don't miss any developments on the lady's downhill. Will Lindsay wear her WW outfit?  Or will it be Captain America?