Our Western Correspondent Turns Travel Reporter

Mistress and slave are back to the gloom and grind of River City.  Nothing like the heartland in late January to test one’s mettle. It’s like a Protestant Work Ethic theme park. And neither of us are Protestants! Fortunately, for those of you who want something more than an aging blogger whining about gloomy, damp skies and 38 degree temperatures, we have the following “travel piece” from our Western Correspondent, who seems to be enjoying his retirement:

Well B and I went to a swingers hotel on The Mayan Rivera just south of Cancun

We stayed a week and had a great time,  The hotel is fairly small, 141 rooms, and is an all inclusive

It’s pretty pricy but the cliental is affluent in general, made up of about 50% Americans and Canadians and the rest from the rest of the world 

The food was excellent as was the high end liquor,  but the cloud tended to eat lightly and not drink to hard

The rooms were nice all within 60 feet of the ocean and the service was exceptional.

Dress was classy slutty at night for the evenings for the ladies and nice slacks and shirts for the men

During the day the dress was some form of nudity by all

 

There were 43 beds/cabanas along the beach facing the ocean, Beds all around the pool and the roof top jacuzzi pool and beds around the dance floor

Both the pool and the jacuzzi had swim up bars

During the day each couple would have a bed at the pool or the ocean and most couples would sun them selves and read or chat with others

Most of the ladies seemed to find a soft cock insulting so their cure was to softly stroke her mate’s cock until hard then suck said cock, then go for a cock ride usually with some pussy worship thrown in for good measure

You know a typical morning or afternoon at Mick and Molly’s house

Except a lot of people were watching!

I believe we watched almost every couple follow this general pattern at least once

Ages ran from say 35 or so to 70's body types all fairly fit but defiantly from perfect fashion model to very average people

It was the  finest  a group of strangers I have ever been around with every one friendly to a fault 

Guess nobody had anything to hide for long!, but even the extremely beautiful people mixed and laughed and partied with not so attractive people 

It’s hard to describe but it was different from any social group I have been around

About 4;30 in the afternoon most retired to watch the sunset from the roof top heated pool and bar, lots of afternoon fucking and sucking up there

Then the peeps took and nap and dressed for dinner around 8 and a show at 9 30. Then partying till late in the roof top pool or a roof top dance club

At night the roof top pool was basically an orgy

As far a cuckolding, there was a lot going on but I don't know if these people called it that

Turns out January is swingers month and the people were pretty hard core in their sex

But I saw many ladies fucking men who were not their husbands and their husbands were just watching

For example I would say that Molly could approach pretty much any man there and be getting laid by him within a couple of hours

They also had a spa there with the usual massage menu

Except for an extra $100 they would flat out jerk you off

B got a Swedish massage and I offered to buy the happy  ending

Supposedly Arturo has magic hands!

B said she was not paying $100 to get jerked if as that what I was for!

It is a couples only resort, you just cant stay there as a single

This is a very good policy, no creepy guys lurking around

I got Brazilian  waxed before I went there and good thing I did

Every single guy there was bare as was every single lady

Even B after the first day so I guess that debated is over

She loves it

As for kink I bought some heavy metal cock rings cause it turns  me on to wear them and they keep my cock about half hard all day long

I didn't see any cock cages but no body would bat an eye and I sure it would start a lively conversation

Did not see any overt femdom but it was going on with many you could tell

Lot of the ladies wore slave chokers and some were leashed at times wearing fetish wear that almost always left their  genitals and anus and breast fully exposed

I would say that most people there were both exhibitionists and voyeurs 

It was pretty cool.  for example you would see two ladies in adjacent beds both naked on their hand and knees bottoms in the air for all to see and ready to be mounted by somebody

One would look like a movie star and the other like the local librarian

Makes you look at everyone walking down the street with renewed curiosity!

Cock sizes varied but tended to be on the large size but you can only really tell when they get full erect

The variety of labias was impressive

The other funny thing was there was an about 15 foot right of way for the public alone the beach

So a lot of tourists managed to walk by with the wifes generally looking fairly mortified!

Its enough of a shock to see a bunch of naked people standing or laying around

Its over the top when they are fucking around too

was pretty funny to watch

Long and short it was the best hotel I have ever stayed in

Oh well...  had a great time and would recommend the mighty Mick and Molly run not walk to make a reservation!

Plus we get two free nights if you do!!!

Love Mike and B

Thanks for your gritty investigative reporting, Mike.  Sounds like a great trip. I am not looking forward to getting your UCTMW Amex account bill for January. 

Since I never had the chance to examine B before her move to the clean shaven folds look, I guess I will never have a chance to decide what look is best for her!  BTW, what makes you think it would take Mistress a couple of hours to get some guy to take her on?  My experience is that she works much more efficiently than that!

Heading East

Mistress and slave have enjoyed a warm and dry January here at our high desert hideaway. While our friends and family back in River City have suffered through cold, snow and ice, we have been unseasonably warm here where it should be snowing.

But all good things come to an end, and it's time to take our show back on the road and hunker down with work for a few weeks back in the heartland.

Rest assured there has been daily wake-up sex for us here, though nothing too kinky. There has been daily skiing, and apres ski worship to keep Mistress's orgaasm count robust and stable.

We did have dinner here with Bachelor #2 last week, a former investment advisor from the East who is now building his own house in some dry as a bone backwater across the gorge from us. He remains a potential project for Mistress on our return here in March.  But, truthfully, it's hard to say that sparks were flying. She sent him home after dinner without any action, but with a promise that we would get back in touch when we return to town.  He seemed patient with the notion, if a tad disappointed.

"Not much of a sense of humor, slave."

Mistress has a hard time warming up to someone who can't make her laugh, or takes himself too seriously.

So, for the meantime, Mistress is sans side dish.  We will see if her slave can help her improve that status when we return to River City. But in the meantime, at least she has my highly evolved oral skills, and work-a-day cock to tide her over!

Update from Our Western Correspondent

Our report earlier this week provoked a response from our Western Correspondent, who did a bit of skiiing back in the days before his budget for high end lubricant exploded. It seems he and Beth are headed to one of those "shithole" countries we've been reading about:

Well in light of Mick and Molly's great foray  into the great state of Colorado

I decided to write a post about the WC's life at this time

Crested Butte is a very nice little ski area

Been there many times and loved it!

BTW they have the biggest Elk rack ever shot in the Gas  station there

But it gets cold there 

VERY COLD!!!!!

Nevertheless I hope the had a good dispensary there to help ward off the terrible cold:)

The WC meanwhile has been playing golf in the mile hi city

In shorts!!!!

Thank god for the carbon industry!!!

Going with B to Mexico Monday for a week

Hope no "bad hombres" kill us

As for our Dear Leader

I have no comment

Not even taking my clubs to Mexico

Its a nude resort

Rather lay around in a cock ring in the sun than play golf!!!

Will keep all of you updated!!!

Love Mike and B

We look forward to your report, WC. Let's hope the senoritas don't get distracted by your special occasion cock and mistakenly fall into a large vat of guacamole. Let's also hope that you and B get back to the Mile High City before that big assed wall gets constructed. And remember not to sun burn. Here's good idea for catching some shade!

By the way, we are still waiting for your investigative piece on Mistress Kiva. Maybe she will let you and Beth spend the night in her cage sometime?

P.S.... We did find a helpful dispensary that help my aging legs and back recover from a few days on the slopes.

In Her Dreams

Mistress and slave took a brief vacation from our vacation this week, heading north into Colorado for some deeper and fresher snow than we've been able to enjoy here during a very dry winter in our high desert environs.

Oddly, we discovered that one fading side dish prospect, a fiction writer we had met on the ski lift down here, has now decamped to Crested Butte, where we were powder hounds in exile for a few fun days.  He noticed out posts on facebook, reached out, and then met us up on the mountain for a few runs.  Later that evening her joined us  for coffee at our charming little B&B. While C certainly has caught Mistress's eye, it's a little hard to break the cuckolding ice with him.

"Not sure how you broach the subject with a guy like that, slave."

"Agreed Mistress. He clearly sees us as a happily married couple, and is mining us for ideas for his fiction and that screen play he's working on....."

C is single, twice divorced, about Mistress's age, and refers occasionally to a "girlfriend", though they clearly don't cohabitate. Would he be interested in being Mistress's occasional side-dish? Who knows? And how do you even ask without (potentially) creeping him out?

Do our readers have any ideas on how to break the ice with a male acquaintance who could recoil when it's suggested that that happily married couple might be willing to "share" some spousal booty?

Regardless, we aren't likely to see C again until this summer.

In the meantime, we decided to pass on the rather large and somewhat goofy guy we met for drinks and dinner last week, and have moved onto S, the only other local prospect from OK Cupid. We met S for drinks last Thursday, and plan to invite him over for dinner on Sunday night. He's a former "investment advisor" from the East Coast, who has come to ground here in the high desert where he is building a new home (solo) out in the hills across the Mesa from us. The jury is still out on whether any sparks will fly, but he's an interesting fellow worth getting to know.

But that's not to say Mistress hasn't been getting any action. Of course, our daily sexual rituals remain  healthy and on schedule. And on Wednesday night, Mistress got a little outside action, if only in her dreams.

"I had a sex dream last night, slave..... with [a former politico employer who is now a big whig in DC]. "

"Funny, we were just talking about him last night with C."

Politico's name came up as one of those guys of a certain age who, amazingly, has not been swept up into the #MeToo moment.  He certainly crossed a few lines with Mistress when she worked for him back in her 20's. But then Mistress has always been the type who could confidently rebuff  inappropriate overtures from bosses or co-workers. As she did with Poltico back in the day.

"So how was he, Mistress..... and was he the old guy we now see on CNN, or the guy you knew back in the 80's...."

"He was the guy I knew, I suppose. And it was pretty good, slave......"

"Hmmmm..... does that mean you now regret blowing him off all those years ago?"

"No, slave....."

Well at least Mistress has gotten a little outside action in the new year, if only in her dreams.