It Could Be A Horny Week at the UCTMW World HQ

Mistress and Slave have been fortunate to have a full blown empty nest weekend here in our new/old UCTMW World HQ. Our senior cute Co-ED is off to Chicago with friends for the weekend, leaving the house all to us!

Our plans with another couple fell through on Friday night - which turned out to be a good thing. It gave us time for a late afternoon bike ride, some post ride sweaty sex, and then a "date" at a new local hipster hangout just down the hill from us. This new "Bourbon Bar" has reinvented the "shot and a beer" as if it's not just for guys with  "America: Love It or Leave It" bumper stickers on their rusted out pickup trucks.

On Saturday it was pretty much the same - wake up sex, bike ride, some field Slave work for me, and then some time in the sack here before taking in a movie in the neighborhood.

As it turns out it's been good to enjoy the privacy while we can. Our Junior cute-CoEd gets back this evening from two months "interning" in the Big Apple. Unfortunately, our new quarters are pretty close - she'll be just a wall away. It will be a long 10 days before she heads off to college for the year!

"It could be a pretty bad week, Slave...."

"We may need to crank up the music, Mistress?"

There is always the option of "getting a room", but then our daughter's only here for 10 days. That would be pretty rude, wouldn't it?

Quickies in the woods are an option. But it's deeer mating season isn't it? Would not want to get in the way of a rutting buck. At least Slave wouldn't.

Mistress can always stop by for worship, but that doesn't do much good for me. (Not that my satisfaction takes first priority).

Do you think her lover J would let us borrow his pad for a mid-day tryst? Not likely. He likes to pretend that Mistress and Slave don't really have sex.

Let us know if you have any strategies to help us minimize this sad ordeal!

Our Far Flung Correspondents Check In

Here at the UCTMW World HQ Slave was allowed to break a whole 36 hours of abstinence Thursday morning, after Mistress's sleepover. Let me just say it was MOST satisfying.

Mistress seemed to take note.

"Wow, Slave.... I think you liked that...."

"Pent up demand, Mistress....."

"Maybe I should make you wait more often...."

"That's your call, Mistress."

That it is.  

In addition, she was able to stop by for some lunch time worship at my office, which had not occurred in a while. It left me with the musky taste of her fragrant juices on my face for the rest of the afternoon.  Nice.

But enough about us. Yesterday we heard from our far flung reportorial staff, and I know you're anxious to hear from them too. First, our Western Correspondent:

It has been raining for two days here in the Mile Hi City

WTF??????????

It never rains here 

We are basically a desert 

10" per year average.........

All us dumb ass's don't even own an umbrella 

Sometimes we have a thunder storm but it only lasts 10 minutes or so

There were a bunch of wet folks all over town today

Thats all I have to say about that

I agree with what  the big Broncos D tackle Kevin Vickerson said today

FUCK SEATTLE !!!!!!!!!

Works for me

Well Mick I see our teams are playing this year

Same with the long lost Suzanne

Mick

I fear your pussycats are doomed to loose again

The Donks are loaded...

Barring injury

Wish Sue was here so I could give her some shit too!!!!!!!!

We will see

Course my beloved Broncs are one injury (PFM) from sucking.....

Anyway I'm glad I don't live in Seattle 

Last time I was there I got hit in the head with a salmon

Bunch of god dammed liberals  up there anyway.....

God love EM!!!!!!

Well rock on Mick and Molly

Yours 

WC

Thanks, WC. Look at all that rain as an opportunity to use less lube!

Then we heard from Donna, our Senior Correspondent:

Dear Mick,

It's August and the countdown to football season has begun.

I came across a very important piece of information today. I think it might serve as incentive for the spouses of football addicts to conduct a thorough research of the 2014-15 teams and players and offer input on a wise choice of which teams to support. None of this willy-nilly supporting of a team simply because you attended school there, or because they happen to reside in your home state. No, this is too, too important for that kind of limited thinking!

Donna

10% of men believe their sexual performance suffers when their favorite sports team loses. Other findings from a survey by areyouromantic.com: 30% of men believe their sexual performance improves when their favorite sports team is winning.

I'm not so sure, Donna. My local baseball team has been pretty mediocre this season, but it doesn't seem to have had an adverse impact on my sex life. In fact, it's a good excuse to turn the TV off and get on my knees between Mistress's lovely thighs.

Mistress Needed Some R & R

Last night Mistress gave me the highlights of her sleepover with her lover J. Sounds like there was a good deal of hardcore fucking, on Tuesday  evening and again on Wednesday morning, leaving her tender in certain zones.

"All that pounding Slave....."

"But it was good?"

"Oh, yes.... very...."

Capped off by a nice text from J last night about how he missed having her on his deck, and elsewhere, presumably.  That's the way to treat a lady who leaves the marital bed on occasion for  some extracurricular fun.

As for Slave.... I was relegated to some worship last night. Mistress on our bed after a bike ride in the humid River City summer air. Slave on his knees, tenderly massaging the clean shaven folds after their stressful night and day. Hopefully I salved them sufficiently.

"I'm a little too tender for sex tonight Slave....hope you understand."

I did. But I am hoping my gentle ministrations last night have helped the healing process sufficiently to allow her to renew my "all access pass" this morning.

Sleeping In Separate Beds?

A few weeks back, when Mistress and Slave were in our SW hideaway, her sister and brother in law spent the weekend here at the UCTMW World HQ, visiting our cute Co-Ed and Mistress's mother.

Cute Co-Ed reported that the two of them did not share our bed - a double - complaining that it was "too small". So sister slept in our other daughter's bedroom, while her husband slept in our bedroom.

"Strange Mistress.....we always seem to have plenty of room."

"I know Slave....."

If anything, sometimes I get the complaint from Mistress that I'm not cuddled up close enough to her.

Then I saw this article over the weekend in the 580 blog "How many couples sleep in separate beds".
It purports to quantify the phenomenon, which I thought had died when Lucy and Ricky went into re-runs. There are a couple of helpful charts.

 

It turns out that only 54% of us married couples (on in "live together" relationships) "never" sleep in separate beds. That's a majority, for sure,  and would be a landslide in a Presidential election, but leaves a whole lot of couples with cold toes at night - at least some of the time.

The survey drilled down into the motivations of people for sleeping apart, and came up with the following:

 

So snoring seems to be the biggest culprit, though it seems that is something easily dealt with with the proper motivation, doesn't it? And while Mistress and I do have different temperature preference (she likes the AC cranked up, I like it a little warmer) that can be solved by snuggling up a little closer, can't it? We'd be curious to hear our readers comments on how often they end up in separate beds (if ever) and why? But some of these explanations seem pretty lame to us.

But one thing not showing up in the statistics is when your hot, dominant wife is sleeping with another guy. Tonight, for example, Mistress has another sleepover date with her lover J. They're getting in as much quality time as they can before his son returns home. So Slave will be sleeping alone tonight. 

"Remember you'll be in the cage Tuesday, Slave", was her reminder of the protocol of the day.

She even had me pick out a bottle of wine for her to bring over and help lubricate their fun. Luckily, there was a nice bottle of white in the vast UCTMW corporate wine cellar particularly suitable for such an occasion.

Rest assured that Slave plans to fully exploit his wake-up sex opportunity this morning, because it's going to be lonely in the UCTMW executive suite tonight.