Slave Needs Some Cage Shopping Tips

I suppose it was inevitable. Slave's has a very secure steel cage, which once on, is impregnable, tight  and very very effective. It won't come off without the key.

The trouble is it is not the easiest to get on. The hard steel ring does not open and close. It's snug as hell too. To mount it I need to schmush my balls, then my cock, through a narrow and inflexible aperture.

That task requires optimal physiological and meteorological conditions: if it's too cold, my ball sack contracts as my testes seek their natural shelter, so as to keep my sperm warm toasty and ready to fertilize a female egg at the drop of a pantie.

In addition, after I've had sex, there seems to be a natural contraction of the ball sack too. Is this part of the "recharge" process? I guess I need to look that one up.

So what happened this morning to bring all of this to a head?

Mistress has evening plans tonight. Two overlapping work events where a spouse would neither be necessary or appropriate. But she forgot to remind me last night about her anticipated desire for her Slave to be caged "to make sure you don't get into trouble while I am out."

She realized her mistake in the midst of me taking her from above, following suitable worship, during our daily "wake-Up Sex" routine.

"Slave don't forget your cage today...."

"But....."

"Here go the excuses again...."

I was hoping that a warm shower might loosen things up down there, but alas.

"Here Slave.... check this out.... no way I can get that ring on now."

Her warm hands handled my sac as I stood at the side of the bed.

"I see what you mean, Slave....."

That's when she indicated that I had an assignment today.

"You need a new cage, one that you can put on without such advance notice Slave.... and come to think of it, I'm tired of this metal detector excuse you always roll out."

So I need some help here dear cuck and caged readers: what brands do you recommend? Are there any "cock encumbrance solutions" out there that are cutting edge? (Well I don't want any cuts or sharp edges, come to think of it.... ). My last CB brand product was always pinching and yanking pubic hair. And the rings kept breaking. Isn't there a open and close non-metal product out there that will work better?

I need your advice on this fellow cucks and enforced chastity afficianados. Pronto.

One More Election Night

Mistress and Slave spent another evening in the midst of the political classes at our local board of elections, monitoring the vote count for some friends with hats in the ring. That always reminds me that our first blog entry here...now four years ago, documented another local Election Day. Reading that entry makes me realize how the "voice" here has evolved, and the pleasant waters that have gone over the damn since wading into the blog-o-verse, and getting to know some of the characters that have haunted this page: The WC, Donna and Bill, and of course our friendly competitors over at All Mine. You too Sin.... though I am still waiting for illustrations!

And of course back in 2009, Mistress had yet to wade into the world of cuckoldry. While things on that front have been a little slow .... she's been a little preoccupied with her re-launch of her own practice.... she does have a "date" this weekend. It seems that her former fuck-buddy Jay, who has transitioned into a "biking pal", has invited to spend Sunday night at his place to celebrate his birthday.

"Not sure where this is headed, Slave...."

Has Jay's acquired aversion to involvement with someone who "belongs" to another given way to baser instincts? 

We shall see. 

The Election Night proceedings here were not as fraught with drama as they were back in 2009. There was no one about for Mistress to get paranoid about. Instead, the usual suspects were there, sharing stories about the good old days, and mourning a grizzled local political operative - someone I'd known since the days of George McGovern - who, naturally, picked an election day to check out on us.

Impeccable timing, Mike.

Mistress was as lovely as always, flirting with the reporters and local elected officials, while Slave chased the latest returns, called a despondent campaign manager who's candidate was out of the running with the first absentee reports. She had on a black dress and boots, black tights and leather jacket... very Dommish, come to think of it. But most of the guys there were too focused on themselves to pick up the signals, I suspect.

And when the tea leaves became clear, we headed home to our empty nest.... a little too tuckered to do much other than nod off.

'You don't mind if I sleep in the tights, do you Slave...."

"Ummmm..... of course not Mistress....you know how I love to snuggle up to your ass when you have them on...."

And I'm particularly interested in peeling them off this morning.....

"Love Nest" RIP

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Mistress and Slave had one of those rare days Sunday when we had nothing of consequence to do but entertain one another: I had covered the trip to my cranky Mother’s house in Saturday; My daughter and her grandsons cancelled on their visit for Sunday dinner; Mistress’s mother was off on another exotic excursion; and even the NFL schedule co-operated. The Pussycats had lost in “that only happens to the Pussycats” style on Thursday night (A safety in OT! WTF!) , giving fans their on bye Sunday.

Rest assured we put our free day to good use: Wake-up sex; a bike ride; Mistress whipped up breakfast; some yard work for me; then an entertaining Indie movie downloaded on I-Tunes, snuggled together on the couch. 

At some point, after the ride, Mistress appeared in some foxy nighties – just panties and a matching top – and asked if I minded her wearing such skimpy attire for the rest of the day.

“What Slave would object to that, Mistress?”

By the end of out first movie,  it was only 3:30 pm or so.

“How about sex and a nap, Mistress?”

“I thought you’d never ask, Slave.”

After adjourning to the UCTMW executive suite for a suitable respite,  Slave gathered his strength and grilled some Salmon. Mistress whipped up some of her patented acorn squash, loaded with a confection of brown sugar and walnuts that is to die for. And we watched yet another cute indie movie about a young London married couple destined to be with other lovers by the end of the reel, called “I Give It A Year.”

Cute.

Our day huddled together, the rest of the world shut away,  reminded me a bit of our “Love Nest” days, memories also dredged up by yesterday’s Maureen Dowd column in the Times: From Love Nest to Desire Surveilance

She focuses on the revived 1980's Pinter play “Betrayal” - about a love triangle in which a married woman and her husband’s friend have a secret apartment for their trysting - and ties it to revelations from the trial of Rupert Murdoch’s minions in London, who were carrying on their own secret affair while tapping the cell phones of celebrity philanderers.

The point she makes is that with our advanced communications technology, it’s almost impossible to carry on a proper (or should I say improper) clandestine affair these days.

Instead of a second address, modern philanderers are more likely to have a second phone. Love nests seem archaic, given how physical erotics have been somewhat displaced by digital erotics.

We virtually have another N.S.A., the National Sex Agency, given all the desire surveillance technology and the manic collection of preliminary information about conceivable partners.

The extension of information obsession to the field of intimacy — which is the slow revelation of one person to another — ruins the mystery, poetry and suspense. Instead of caressing, there’s posting; instead of kissing, there’s forwarding, sharing and sending.

A love nest also figures prominently in the new memoir “Johnny Carson,” by the comedian’s old lawyer and carousing buddy, Henry Bushkin. The Bombastic Bushkin, as he became known in Johnny’s monologues, first meets Carson in 1970, when he joins a stealthy team breaking into the East Side “snuggery” of the star’s second wife, Joanne.

After Carson, wearing a .38 revolver on his hip, got into the apartment, thanks to a bribe, he discovered scattered lingerie and other “evidence of his cuckoldry,” as Bushkin wrote.

“The whole living room, in fact, almost the entire pad — was furnished with discards from the couple’s UN Plaza apartment,” Bushkin recalled. “There were even some pieces Johnny hadn’t realized were gone.”

Carson confirmed the identity of the man he sneeringly called Joanne’s “Prince Charming” in the most low-tech way possible: there were six or seven framed photographs of sportscaster and former New York Giants star Frank Gifford.

I guess there’s one more reason for me to admire my boyhood Giants hero.

One dictionary defines "Love Nest" as "a place (such as an apartment) used for amorous and often illicit rendezvous". The first recorded use of the term in the United States was in 1919. I guess those dough boys picked up a few tricks "over there".

When Mistress and Slave first “hooked up” back in the age of Dukakis and “A thousand points of light”, we quickly found our own “love nest”, a cozy efficiency apartment a few blocks from my downtown office. We’d meet maybe twice a week – a long lunch hour, or a Sunday morning when we both told our spouses we were catching up on office work – for some hot and illicit sex on the futon we had found at Pier One. A bit like the "Joanne and Frank” nest that Johnny discovered, we had purloined some furnishings that would not be missed from home. A few plates and glassware, Mistress’s candles, some linens, a chair. Nothing fancy. And of course some “toys” to play a few bondage games.

(Those Pier One futon platforms have lots of handy lashing points!)

We had our own “love nest” for about three years before we pulled the plugs on our first marriages, and moved in together into a house we rented, while awaiting the arrival of  our now cute Co-Ed, who turned 21 last spring.

Looking back, there’s no way we could get away with that sort of thing with today’s devices making it so easy to track a straying spouse down. Our wife/husband would be all over us via cell phone or text message wanting to know where we were, what we were doing, and when we’d be home. And who needs to go to work on a Sunday anyway, when your "desktop" is so portable? Even worse,  the errant text or email from a “side dish” can quickly become incriminating evidence these days.

No we were from the last generation that could leave the house or office and be - as a practical matter - on our own remote island for a few hours.

Mistress mentioned that one of her Cougar Week lovers – confused about the whole “permission” thing – had asked her whether it wouldn’t be more fun to “just cheat”…. i.e. “Don’t let Mick in on it.”

“Seems like a lot of trouble when you already have a contractual right to stray, Mistress.”

“That’s what I said, Slave….”

It may be that for a while the “secret” can make an affair a tad hotter. But over the long term it’s corrosive. And, as Ed Snowden has reminded us from freedom loving Moscow, secrets just aren’t what they used to be.

Turquoise Undie Karma

The other day Sin posted about a particularly smutty "encounter" with her far-a-way Dom that had an evocative line about her jeans and turquoise panties being down around her legs as she squirmed out a cum on command. For some reason that particular detail made it seem all the more real. And kind of hot, if I must confess.

I don't think Mistress read that entry. But lo and behold, when she arrived at my office on Thursday morning, for a little Mick-therapy,  she removed one of her black pants legs to give me free grazing range and revealed a skimpy turquoise thong:

After giving those clean shaven folds the attention they deserved, and with those musky fluids still clinging to my chops, I had to take a picture to establish this odd karmic coincidence. Which of course gets me back to nagging Sin about why she never shares comparable images.... for verisimilitude of course. Is it because "Big Bad" does not authorize? Maybe if he reads this, he will reconsider and give clearer directions.

Of course, it was Halloween yesterday. I don't go to a workplace where folks costume up for this most commercial of all holidays. But Mistress used to work at a place where there are a lot of creative types, who relish that sort of thing. She left there in late August, to re-launch her own business, but apparently she remains a legend.

Yesterday on facebook she found  a cute photo of three young 20 somethings from her former staff -- all dressed like Mistress. Apparently it was Molly Collins tribute day.

One was "SW Molly", in tie-dye, with a hairband, holding a colorful mug from our little get-a-way town she had gifted all of them. Another was "political Molly", with black sleeveless dress, black tights, colorful scarf, and turquoise jewelry, like she often wears, and holding an Obama sign. The third was "Client facing" Molly, with a more conservative look, black tights and black dress, turquoise jewelry and turquoise sweater.  All had the sort of wild, curly long dark hair that Mistress remains famous for.

Very cute.

"can you believe they did that, Slave?"

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,  Mistress."

But I had to wonder --- did they remember the turquoise thongs?