Under Contract to My Wife

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

How Not to Use Your Work Email Account

A few things popped up yesterday worth sharing on any sex blog worth it's salt. Like this piece in the Washingtonian, about a sex scandal at the high priced Sidwell Friends' School in DC, where the kids of the rich famous and presidential have attended for decades, including the current first kids.

It's a tale of cuckoldry reminding us once again that if you are a school psychologist, it's not a smart idea to use your work email account to send salacious emails to the mother of one of the kids you are "counseling". Here's a choice passage to mull over:

During the course of the affair, Huntington [the school psychologist] sent a number of sexually explicit e-mails to Mehrbach [the mom] from his Sidwell account—sometimes in the middle of the workday. His e-mails, according to Newmyer’s complaint, graphically recounted their encounters, including oral and anal sex, role-playing, and “manic rubbing and touching when [Huntington is] under the influence.”

In a March 4, 2010, exchange excerpted in Newmyer’s complaint, Huntington e-mailed Mehrbach expressing his desire “to be busy with [her] body,” and when she called to discuss it but didn’t reach him, his follow-up e-mail explained why: “Your call enabled me to kick out some 8th grade girls from my room. They were winners from Twin Day, so they were eating their prizes in here and talking about male P.E. teachers that try to hit on them.”

At the time of that e-mail—and for much of the duration of the affair during the 2009-2010 school year—Huntington taught sex education to Sidwell sixth graders, during which time First Daughter Malia Obama was in the sixth grade. Typically, the class is mandatory for all sixth graders, according to former students.

In one of the e-mails included in the complaint, Huntington wonders whether he should discuss the affair with Newmyer’s daughter. “Do I talk about masturbating on your face or your marital situation with Terry . . . ? Decisions, decisions, decisions.”

It’s even better that somehow Bob Woodward and his wife are embroiled in this, trying to keep some of their own emails with the school off the public record. Is there a Deep Throat involved in this tawdry affair? And why couldn’t the Plaintiff have embraced his role as cuckold and let the good times role?

Then there was this other piece highlighting the return of Mad Men, a favorite here at the UCTMW World HQ: Mad Men Creator Sheds Light on Don Draper's SM Sex Drive.

In the article the show's producer / writer ponders whether male slut Draper, a favorite of Mistress as the ultimate sexy bad boy, really craves a Domme who could rein him in and truly fulfill his need to be under a strong woman's thumb. Maybe next season?

Finally, on a personal note, I better get upstairs for some wake-up sex with Mistress and determine whether or not this is a cage day. That was the original plan before Mistress cancelled her assignation with a certain LL, since kicked to the curb for the sin of hubris.

But it turns out Mistress has already refilled the day's dance card, arranging for an after work getting to know you drink with another potential suitor. What's odd about this one is that he actually attended Slave's alma mater, which came up when he shared a photo of himself in one of this ubiquitous ND shirts.

Of course, it's unlikely we know one another since he graduated about 20 years after this aging alum.

What I did not confirm was whether Mistress wants her Slave caged for the day while awaiting reports on how things go with them. (And I know what some of you out there are already thinking.)

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Catch and Release

Here in River City we've been reading with some amusement the comments and commentary from Suzanne and the WC that Slave should be relegated to more cage time and fewer cums. You can catch the drift here.

Of course, every Domme has her own management style. I suppose I am quite fortunate that Mistress has not adopted the "spare the cage spoil the sub" approach that some adopt. Usually, my "cage time" is saved for those days when we drive to work separately, or when Mistress has other particularlized security concerns. Or wants to make a point. As an example, the other night, when she had an early Saturday evening engagement with a potential suitor, she had me "cage up" as a bit of a tease, releasing me later in the evening. But she has never required Slave to sleep in the cage, which from my perspective can be danged uncomfortable.

(In a few months, Mistress is going on an exotic trip with her mother and our daughters to the Far East for 13 days. She has yet to determine what security measures will be in place then.....maybe we need to find a proper 'key holder'?)

As for caged worship.... you will be happy to know that on my "cage days" the routine is that I worship her prior to any release. In other words, whether I am released is typically contingent on whether I please her properly. That seems more than fair, doesn't it?

And we certainly try to maintain a imbalanced cum ratio here as well, whether Slave is in or out of his cage. My guess is that it is an average of 3-1 in favor of Mistress, not counting when she is involved with another lover, and she has a larger edge.

Of course, some of you poor Slaves out there may be going days (or weeks) at a time without a little release.

Bummer.

Yes, I know I am overly pampered in comparison. But Mistress seems to adopt the approach that says keeping her Slave frequently "milked" of those excess bodily fluids keeps me a more docile and co-operative Slave. Yes, it is a little different, but vive le difference!

Speaking of other lovers, Mistress has decided to throw her potential "frighteningly hot" Latin Lover back in the AM pond. Over the weekend she did a little more due diligence and deliberation, and concluded that this one, though tempting, was not worth her valuable time and energy.

And while it is her call, certainly, I must say that as her counselor on such matters, I fully concur.

LL works for a large and well known locally headquartered consumer goods company. The same one where "Mr. Perfect Cock" and Nick, another dude you may recall from last fall works. Not like they know one another. It's a huge company. But they all seem to come from the same mold. After they make "the sale', they seem to lose focus and move onto the next prospective customer. Not much of a bedside manner, so to speak.

Mistress's sense of LL was that once she had agreed to meet him at our house for an intimate little get together tomorrow, he marked her as "sold" in his ledger and lost the energy that had made her even consider someone so young and otherwise not her "type", Further, her investigation of him via linked in and facebook made her realize that he did not have much to share with her other than a 35 year old cock. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

The trouble with Facebook is that it can sometimes reveal a little too much.

Sure, some folks like guys with a "man cave" in their faux tudor ex-urban McMansion with three big screen plasma TVs on one wall. But Mistress's own bias is someone who curls up with a book now and again.

"There would be nothing to talk about after he fucks me, Slave", was the tone of her verdict on LL.

Not surprisingly, LL was a little disconcerted when he discovered he had lost the sale he already had booked. Let's hope he didn't post it for shareholders in the quarterly report.

"He'll get over it Mistress.... but you'll always be the hot cougar who got away for him.... a little humility could be good for the guy."

Mistress already has a couple of new prospects she was e mailing with last night to fill her dance card.

And the good news for Slave: I guess Wednesday won't be a cage day after all!