Right now Mistress is snoozing on the couch, Slave is shaking his head over the Pussycats lack of intensity at home against the Cowboys, and the kiva fireplace is roaring. We made sure to get in a few ski runs in the fresh snow before retreating back down the mountain for a few hours at fireside. And before skiing, Mistress got the full switch treatment, tied to our bed here as I "tortured" her with her favorite power tool.
No wonder she's napping.
In any event, It was nice of our Western Correspondent, who is surviving by the chin of his teeth due to the financialy reckless benificience of our CEO, to step up and contribute a post:
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Well Well Well
I
finally met the famous Mick and Molly
They
of legendary status in the sex blog world
They
who have more sex than any couple in America
They
of River city and parts west
And
They
were great!!!!!!!
Mick
has a twinkle in his eye
And
a mischievous grin
Kind
of like he is amused at the world but having a big time anyway
But
he is not a submissive
Sorry
Mick but you’re not
Suzanne
I fear that all our efforts to get him locked in his cock cage will cum to
naught
He
is a bottom topper:)
Don't
really know what that means .... I just like the way it rolled off my tongue
And
Molly
The
lovely Molly
She
of the famous clean shave folds
Cougar
on the prowl
Keeper
of men
Ruler
of cubs
Famous flirt
Bike
rider
Skiier
Captain
of industry
And
a total little stud
THE
MOLLY
She
was delightful
Charming
Vivacious
Engaging
and most important
Funny
They
are both very intelligent interesting people
But
you guys already knew that.............
The
only regret I had was it took so long for us to meet
So
have I sucked up enough for a raise????????????
Just
kidding I loved those two lunatics
Great
Peeps
Stay
well you two nuts
On
to another matter -
I
rode my bicycle to the local sex shop today
Needed
a new vat of lube.......
He
of the compulsory masturbatory habits:)
And
I wandered over to the but plug section
All
of the sudden a very fetching young lady came over and started telling me about
the relative merits of the various models
How
do you know all this I asked
Well
I love butt plugs
Really
????????
Yes
I own a bunch of them
I
said I own a couple of aneros's
Yes
they are good but this one is better
Really??????
Yes
I know they are male toys but in the rear entrance men and women are pretty
much the same
P
spot G spot its all good
True
I ventured
Fun
girl
The
interesting thing was I was the only guy in the sex shop
Probably
20 or so women and all the clerks were ladies
Times
are a changing
The
WC
Gee, Thanks, Mike. Based on your description, now all our dozens of readers will think of Santa Claus whenever they see my by line!