Last night's twist was that Mistress's sister and her husband (who drove me crazy seeking legal advice a few Thanksgivings back), are now on a diet. But rather than simply cut back on eating, they spent a good bit of the night explaining how bad all the things we were consuming were for us. Her I-phone now has an Ap that explains how many "points" are in each cup of soup, dab of dip, glass of wine, or slice of pie. And she made us well aware of each purloined brussell sprout from someone else's salad she grabbed and popped into her mouth.
I'm already wondering when she will run out of points and leave the table tonight!
At least we have built a little relaxation into our schedule today. I am hoping for some wake-up sex with Mistress a little later this morning. Then some time hanging out with my cute grandsons. We are lazy and pick up our turkey and fixings from a local chef at a funky downtown restaurant. So that should leave a little time for a mid-afternoon nap before we hunker down to greet our guests and family members for the annual force feeding.

One can only hope.
Mistress did invite her lover Jay to stop by for desert. He could easily pass for a family friend with this crowd. And while it seems unlikely that he will show, the very thought of him sneaking upstairs, or out to the garden or driveway with Mistress for a quickie while her family digests the 5 pies already on hand should give us all something to be thankful for as we work our way through yet another Thanksgiving!
That funky downtown restaurant sure serves up interesting turkeys! Have a wonderful day!
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Thanks Diane and Terri- hope you enjoy the holiday. If the POTUS can pardon a turkey every Thanksgiving, can't you at least de-cage Terri for a day?
ReplyDeleteIn solidarity,
Mick