This morning we have some
advice via our Senior Correspondent to share with our Western Correspondent. But first a follow up
on yesterday’s post about the “shock collar”. I must say I was assuming that
the collar was really for pets, or maybe necks, but “anonymous” did pass on this post
from “Male Chastity Journal” that demonstrates the ability of a Mistress to
strap one of those little suckers around the base of a submissive male’s cock
and balls already equipped with a cock cage.
Ouch!
Fortunately, Mistress has
not placed this item on her Amazon “wish” list just yet, though she might have
wished for one last night, when we attended a political fundraiser in town. It
certainly would have curbed any thought I might have had to stray from her side
for even a moment. (Not that I did, I might add…. But what can a little extra
deterrence hurt?)
Now, back to the WC.
As our
loyal readers know, he has a knack for exercising his special occasion cock
throughout the work day and beyond. His penchant to burn through large drums of high end lubricant
almost broke the bank here at UCTMW, and caused several rounds of budgetary
retrenchment.
But one thing we have never
documented (for science of course) is how long the WC typically takes from
unzipping to rezipping. Does he go for multiple quickies, or does he enjoy
dragging out each self- encounter with his impressive specimen of manhood?
Over the weekend, Donna
passed along a post from a blog called “The People Your Mother Warned You
About” suggesting that guys not subject to a “not touch” rule (like yours
truly) should extend their moments of “self-abuse” as long as possible to train
themselves to better please their “better halves” in the sack. Here is an
excerpt:
The most important part first: Don’t rush through your petting session
with the one-eyed monster. A weightlifter lifts as much weight as they can and
a marathon runner runs as far as they can. Do the same with your stamina for
the bedroom. Make it last as long as you can as often as you have the time to.
When you rush through three minute fap sessions, you are training your brain to
rush toward busting that nut. That leave seventeen minutes of recalling
baseball stats or picturing your grandmother in the shower (which, by the way,
who the fuck suggests this? That’d make me get dressed and go home to drink
myself to a black out and leave my partner really confused). In the Navy we
said “train like you fight”…well, train like you fuck. Sex is an important part
of a healthy life so you really ought to train for it anyway, just as you train
to stay fit or stay sharp at your job.
Secondly, use lubrication when you choke the dolphin. The brand doesn’t
matter at all. You can even use some Oil of Olay rejuvenating whats-its to keep
you dick looking young and wrinkle free. Just use it. Tune your nerves to deal
with as close of an approximation of a pussy as you can. Pussies are wet, warm
and fucking magical! You need to tune your nerves.
Well we know the WC uses
plenty of high priced lube. But what about the other advice provided here,
Miguel: Do you go for a quick burst of fun, or do you take the opportunity to
train the SOC for those moments when the lovely B wants your complete
attention.
Maybe we can put your cock on the
clock for a few weeks and publish the results in some upscale medical journal.
It’s all for science.
