After wake up sex here at the UCTMW World HQ, Mistress and Slave headed over to our gym. Mistress did a spinning class, and Slave did his more solo work-out. We met up in the lobby about 75 minutes later and as we stepped out into another snowy morning....
Mistress: "That's 7 days in a row of spinning, Slave...."
Slave: "Wow. Your legs must be feeling it...."
Mistress: "They are.... but they feel strong...."
Slave: "Strong and hot, Mistress. I bet you could squash my head like a walnut between those pwerful thighs if I failed to please you."
Mistress: "Then you'd better keep doing a good job, Slave."
I think that last part turned the head of the little old lady passing us on the sidewalk.
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Monday, February 17, 2014
"A Frank and Open Dialog"
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Sunday, February 16, 2014
Our Western Correspondent Is Not Exactly a Good Luck Charm
Mistress and Slave extended their streak of twofers to a third day in a row here in our empty nest. Is it the endless snow that keeps falling here that makes us want to huddle under the sheets in Mistress's executive suite for shared bodily warmth? Or is it the continued romantic vibes that come with Valentine's Day? In any event, Mistress spent most of the day in the black silk nightie I got her for V Day, and Slave made sure it was put to good use.
Whatever it was that inspired us, we seem to have exceeded in just a few days what last Sunday's article on gender roles and marital sex said is the monthly quota for a sissy like me who helps with the cooking and the laundry. I guess I am one lucky Ol' Slave.
But one group that seems out of luck is the USA Olympic Team that our Western Correspondent was b touting a week ago. His heroes - Bode Miller, Julie Mancuso, Ted Ligety, Shaun White - are all underperforming on the slopes. Is the WC an American albatross, jinxing their performance? Even switching from their trendy new high speed suits did not seem to jumpstart the USA speed skaters, who seem about as quick on the track as my cranky Mom heading to the ladies room.
It's gotten to the point where the WC has been forced to whine about his generous pay, and cover Swedish Yogistas and Lebanese skiers in his in search for any uplifting good news in Sochi for our readers:
(SOCHI) Well I want to start off by thanking my friend Suzanne
Whatever it was that inspired us, we seem to have exceeded in just a few days what last Sunday's article on gender roles and marital sex said is the monthly quota for a sissy like me who helps with the cooking and the laundry. I guess I am one lucky Ol' Slave.
But one group that seems out of luck is the USA Olympic Team that our Western Correspondent was b touting a week ago. His heroes - Bode Miller, Julie Mancuso, Ted Ligety, Shaun White - are all underperforming on the slopes. Is the WC an American albatross, jinxing their performance? Even switching from their trendy new high speed suits did not seem to jumpstart the USA speed skaters, who seem about as quick on the track as my cranky Mom heading to the ladies room.
It's gotten to the point where the WC has been forced to whine about his generous pay, and cover Swedish Yogistas and Lebanese skiers in his in search for any uplifting good news in Sochi for our readers:
(SOCHI) Well I want to start off by thanking my friend Suzanne
She told the Plurocrat Mick Collins to finally give me a raise
Haven't had one since I bought the little shack on the slopes of Vail
This guy is worse than Rupert!!!!
Why just yesterday he said he should have a vote for every dollar he pays in taxes
Shame on you Mick Collins!
Molly you should lock him up for a month
Just on general principle .....
Well on to serious sports reporting,,,,
We will see if my little editorial comment survives the evil editors pen
OMG!
The naked Swedish yoga workout was great!!
Hottest ticket in town
I had a perfect view
Front row in the
middle
From the rear!
My god those girls can really twist themselves into unusual positions
And labias too!!!!!
My sharp reporters instinct told me to ask them if they liked showing off
I asked the question because many of the wide open vagina's seamed wet to my poor old eyes
Oh yes they gushed
Makes us very horney they said
Of course I did not bother to correct their English
Do I look stupid????????
Well
I was just minding my own business in the back when a comely yoga girl
came up and asked if she could do the upside down lotus while I put my
finger up her ass
Ever the gentleman, I happily assisted her
While she furiously rubbed her clit and gushed all over the place
Needless to say the poor old WC's cock was hard as a rock
But......
Then she just stood up
And said thanks
THANKS I SAID?????
What about me???????????
She just walked off shaking her head
Americans !!!
The poor old WC was befuddled
Well off to Japanese geisha girl party
I hear they treat American journalists better.....
Your hard working and under paid intrepid reporter
WC
Well at least the poor Swedish yogistas did not persuade the WC to take off that cute black leotard.
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Saturday, February 15, 2014
Our Man in Sochi Goes Undercover for an Exclusive
Things worked out as planned here in River City for this crafty Slave.
Mistress seemed surprised and pleased with the Valentine's Day gift bestowed upon her.... she may even pose for a little photo shoot later today!
As a result, Slave got "lucky" both before work, and later yesterday evening when I broke free from the office, and drove home in a snow storm to spend a romantic evening at home tending to her needs.
Of course, I probably would have gotten lucky without a suitable V Day gift, but it certainly didn't hurt.
But as the snow was falling here in the heartland (and on our snow bound friends from North Carolina to Massachusetts), it was melting in Sochi, where our Western Correspondent was running out of leads. Fortunately, I spotted this article (jacky-chamoun-a-lebanese-skier-deals-with-fallout-from-topless-photos/) in the Washington Post about a member of the Lebanese Ski team who had got her tits in a metaphorical wringer about a nude video that popped up on you tube this week.
Here's a link to the video: Jackie Chamoun
First, who knew they skied in Lebanon? When they slalom do they use land mines rather than gates?
But I guess the story about a Lebanese skier taking it all off on the slopes is preferable to more Hezbollah Hijinks.
I immediately got in touch with our intrepid reporter on the ground to see if he could get to the root of this breaking news. Here's what We got back from our Imbed in the Olympic Village:
Mistress seemed surprised and pleased with the Valentine's Day gift bestowed upon her.... she may even pose for a little photo shoot later today!
As a result, Slave got "lucky" both before work, and later yesterday evening when I broke free from the office, and drove home in a snow storm to spend a romantic evening at home tending to her needs.
Of course, I probably would have gotten lucky without a suitable V Day gift, but it certainly didn't hurt.
But as the snow was falling here in the heartland (and on our snow bound friends from North Carolina to Massachusetts), it was melting in Sochi, where our Western Correspondent was running out of leads. Fortunately, I spotted this article (jacky-chamoun-a-lebanese-skier-deals-with-fallout-from-topless-photos/) in the Washington Post about a member of the Lebanese Ski team who had got her tits in a metaphorical wringer about a nude video that popped up on you tube this week.
Here's a link to the video: Jackie Chamoun
First, who knew they skied in Lebanon? When they slalom do they use land mines rather than gates?
But I guess the story about a Lebanese skier taking it all off on the slopes is preferable to more Hezbollah Hijinks.
I immediately got in touch with our intrepid reporter on the ground to see if he could get to the root of this breaking news. Here's what We got back from our Imbed in the Olympic Village:
Dateline Sochi.
Well my senior editor ordered me to interview a Lebanese skier named Jackie Chamoun
I dutifully complied
This chick likes to get naked outdoors all the time!
What a peach!
Being a gentalman I won't kiss and tell
But
I fucked the shit out of her on the luge run at 5 AM
These Ruskies don't lock anything!!!!
Her ass got pretty cold as she was on the bottom
But as I told her
Just be glad you are not the top person on the doubles luge!!!
She thought that was pretty funny from an American
Doesn't say much for my humor ..........
But a good time was had by all till a Russian Security guard named Ivon kicked us out
Oh well......
Mick your advise about the Vodka was right on
These Ruskies drink me under the table
I asked my new friend Boris where the pot store was
He asked.... potinski store??????
We get sent to Siberia for potinski!!!!!!!!
Oh well behind the times as usual
He sadly shook his head
"I am required to go to the figure skating event tonight" Boris told me
But figure skating sucks I said
"Lets go fuck some more Ex Burka girls" I complained
No Miguel............ he said.......
"They need peeps in the seats" he said
Well got to go my friends
Got an invite to the Swedish woman's olympic team nude yoga class
And i get to stand in the back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your hard working reporter in Sochi
Miguel
Thanks Miguel. Glad to know you are willing to risk reoccurrence of frostbite for the Special Occasion Cock to get an exclusive.
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Friday, February 14, 2014
Valentine's Day Greetings from Molly and mick
At some point, Mistress confessed that she had not gotten me a Valentine's Day card. "I know. You think it's a bogus holiday, Slave."
I suppose I do. Something pumped up by Hallmark and the floral/ retail / restaurant industrial complex to give them a quick cash fix 45 days after the Christmas shopping season peters out. But that doesn't mean Slave is a fool! I did pick up something for Mistress at a local lingerie store, in the spirit of the season.
Just because some cynical old Slave thinks Valentine's Day is a made up holiday, doesn't mean Mistress thinks that way. No, I didn't get her this:
That would have seemed to "all about me". Although, let's face it, buying Mistress sexy lingerie is kind of all about me, isn't it?
And although I didn't get a card to go with my present, this sort of captures my cynical attitude about V Day:
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