Our Man in Sochi Still Looking for An Exclusive

Mistress and Slave had a relatively tranquil day here in River City - there was our traditional wake up sex, which came as a great relief after that long day in the cage. Thankfully, she resisted following the advice of some of you advocating a longer sentence of denial and depravation!  After that she headed to the Gym and Slave tended to his cute grandkids for a few hours, who instructed me in the art of lego.

When they were collected, it seemed like it had been a tiring day --- so we adjourned to the bed in Mistress's executive suite for some much deserved R & R. Nothing like a nap and some late afternoon fucking to kick off a Saturday evening in our empty nest.

In the meantime, our intrepid Western Correspondent was back into his sports reporter mode, and took time off from crashing the showers of the women's hockey team and the ladies ski team hot tub party to share the following:

Well here again from Sochi,

I defer to my Senior Editor about the opening ceremony 

Damon Runyon rides again

In the annals of sports writing 

But those sweaters the US team was wearing?

Seriously

Hockey players were wearing those things????

I thought we were the North Pole team there for a minute .....

Well I avoided a broken kneecap 

No figure skating girls for me, those girls scare the poor old WC

And still haven't seen a gay yet

Except I suspected that about 1000 of those dancers may have been gay 

But I  have no proof

Great dancers though

Thought the show was great 

Except for the propaganda 

Well an American snowboarder won the slope style 

Very cool

I think the Americans can take 1,  2 , 3 and 4 in skier slope style

We will see

They are all Colorado boys, except one.....

Well I figure the American gun peeps will be very happy today as the cross country skier/shooters were on TV 

Special forces meet the Olympics 

The ski jumpers were on TV too

That sport has its American history in Steamboat Colorado

There are two ski areas hills in Steamboat

Howelsen Hill

Where the ski jumps have been  for over 80 years

Steamboat was settled by Swedes

And Mt.  Warner

Named after the famous Colorado  Olympian Buddy Warner who was killed in an Avalanche in the Alps in 1965

I raced often in Steamboat in my youth......  Greatest ski town than most people do not know  about

Well waiting for Bodie in the mens downhill tommorow

I don't think he will win ,  too old I fear

But I am hoping!

Watch out for Mikaela Shiffrin though, she is a great young American slalom racer from Vail, only 18 years old

Too young for naked sex blog pictures Mick:) But Nothing wrong with a little spandex!

Well got to go watch the women shower in the ladies dorm.

Got a ticket to the show from my new buddy Vladimir  

And there was a pretty cool to tub party that Julie Mancuso invited me too. She looks like  a "handful" doesn't she!

Your intrepid  man in Sochi

WC

Thanks for that insightful reporting WC. Hope you did not get that high priced UCTMW camera equipment you put on the UCTMW AmEX card wet when you took that last shot.

Extra Time in The Penalty Box

With the WC cruising the winter games, it was hard not to think of a hockey metaphor when Mistress locked her Slave away for the day yesterday morning, sliding the key out of the lock and sending me on my way for a long day at work.

"I don't want you running wild if I'm not going to see you at dinner time, Slave."

It was an unusual Friday night for us. Mistress had promised her Mother to accompany her to a social event and dinner. Slave was using the time to visit my cranky Mother and bring her a Pizza and some groceries at her assisted living "home". It was not like I was going to get in trouble, but I suppose Mistress has every right to remind me who is in charge.

At least there was a chance for some robust wake up sex, with my cock already surrounded by that tight steel ring. I had done my best to please Mistress with my lips and tongue, but after I had done my part of the bargain, she began a bit of a tease.

Gripping my very enthusiastic cock, she pondered it's fate, as I wriggled in her grip, suggesting in increasingly desperate pleas that the time had come to mount her.

"What if I deny you, Slave.  Just think how horny you'd be all day in that cage."

"It's not a pleasant thought, Mistress."

"But isn't that part of the fun... frustration and denial."

It wasn't sounding like much fun to me at the time. I need to steel myself in advance for that sort of thing. And the only thing that was 'steely' was what Mistress had a tight grip on.  So I resorted to some cheap reverse psychology.

"But just think, Mistress. You'd miss out on that extra hard cock in your hand...you like it when that ring is on, don't you?"

"Hmmmm..... you do have a point Slave...."

Thankfully, Mistress's own self interest prevailed, and a good time was had by all before I hit the shower and headed off to my long day.

Mistress finally got home at around 10 pm. I'd been there a while, switching on the Olympics "opening ceremony" to see if I could catch a glimpse of the WC sidling up to Julie and Lindsay for an exclusive interview. What I found was some strange and incomprehensible  cultural montage of post-Soviet national narcissism, set in a town that until now was apparently best known for ethnic cleansing.  But then I suppose the Russians were probably a little befuddled when at the London Olympics the "Queen" parachuted to the stadium floor. So I didn't wtch for long. I hope the WC was successful in his mission. But I'm not sure he would have recognized Julie or Lindsay in those dorky team costumes, since he's been more focused on these get ups:

But I don't think they were parading in their ski boots.

Back in the UCTMW executive suite, it seemed like Mistress took her own sweet time to find the little key and release her work-a-day cock.  But she made clear that Slave was going to have to wait for any additional release until this morning.

It seemed like a small price to pay to get out of the penalty box and back in the ice.

Our Man in Sochi

It was -6 degrees last night in Denver, the home of our roving Western Correspondent. So it's no wonder he got on a plane and headed to Sochi for some spontaneous reporting on the Winter Olympics. I'm wondering how he was able to get his high end lubricant through security though, considering all this paranoia about terrorists concealing explosives in toothpaste tubes. And I just hope I remembered to cancel his UCTMW Titanium AmEx card.  For a little verisimilitude, I suggest imagining this compelling narrative delivered at slope side in the voice of the inimitable (but often imitated) Howard Cosell, dressed in the fur coat that Joe Namath wore to Sunday's Super Bowl.

 Well I know a little bit about winter sports

Bodie Miller is my favorite ski racer

Just like Tiger Woods is my favorite golfer

Bodie is the best American ski racer ever having won in all 5  alpine events and the most World Cup victories of any American in history

He is now 36  years old and if he were to win Olympic gold he would become the oldest  man ever to do so at 36

He did not ski at all last year because of injury

Today at downhill training at Sochi he finished FIRST!

The race is Sunday on TV  in America

It is a pretty easy downhill by World Cup standards

My take

He has fast skis for gliding on an easy course

Gliding means relaxing and letting your skies go where they want

Very scary and hard to do at high speed

Ask me

I have done the splits at 80 mph and slid down the slope on my face

Gave my face character:)

The manufacturers like to give Americans fast skis during the Olympics because the US market is the biggest

The biggest market by far is Denver

More ski shit is sold in Denver each year than in any other market in the world

And it is on sale here every fall for 10 cents on the dollar

Nevertheless

I would be just as happy if Bodie wins the downhill as I would have been if my beloved Broncos had won the Supper bowl 

Colorado's own Lindsey Vonn is out because of a knee injury

She of being Tiger's squeeze fame 

She  only has  to win three more races to pass AnaMarie of Austria to win the most World Cup races of any woman in history

Ted Liggety is the best American medal hope in Alpine skiing

He was the first man since Jean Claud Kiley to win 3 gold metals in Alpine skiing in a world championship or Olympics . The guy that got shot by Claudine Longe

Liggety did that 2 years ago...  

He is really good

But my buddy Jim E. (college team mate of mine)  beat him in a fun race last year at Park City where Jim's kids are all stud ski racers and Jim is l obviously still competitive 

Of Course Liggety was wearing play  skis 

And when he found out Jim beat him he went down to the parking lot and got a pair of his World Cup GS ski's

And blew Jim out by 3 and a half  seconds......

On a rutty course

Still I was proud of my buddy

There are a bunch of great young Americans racing

I wouldn't be surprised if a young American female got a medal

But for the old ones

Julie Mancuso has won several Olympic medals before 

But she is old (though she seems in pretty good shape in this photo).

But for the purposes of this sex blog she was recently pictured in some major magazine putting her hands down   her crotch in a very sexy outfit

Check it out

I only really understand ski racing 

But the kids in their slope style, half pipe, etc 

Are incredible athletes! 

With big balls

Or perhaps big clits!!!!!!!!

They act like they just throw that shit

Bit they practice year around on trampolines, pools and foam pits 

My hat is off to them

Seriously

It takes big balls to throw yourself off huge jumps

Spin three times

While flipping 3 times and land it on a very steep hill

But my advice to viewers is to watch the difference between the skiers and boarders in all these events

The skiers will go much bigger than the boarders 

That is because the skiers can hook up an edge much firmer than the boarders can

When skiing you can really set and edge and rocket out of a turn

Much harder on a board

Rock on Mick and Molly

Thanks, WC, with this incisive analysis, we all will appreciate the Winter Olympics with a finer eye. Just be check for any stray dogs in your hotel room. 

Snow Bound

A teaser headline always gives our page views a pop. I'll bet a lot of you had this of "snow bound" in mind:

But no one actually got tied up here yesterday in River City. It was more like this, as Slave tried to deal with the wet, heavy parfait of snow, then ice, then more snow that blanketed us here in the heartland:

 

But at least we had plenty of advance notice, and cleared our respective schedules so we could both hang out at the UCTMW World HQ together. Slave had packed a "blizzard box" of  papers to work on at home, and Mistress, as her own "boss" (what else would she be?)  has a very flexible work schedule, so could easily shift some meetings around, allowing both of us to avoid slippery highways.

Of course, there was some hot wake-up sex, and we could loll in bed a little longer than normal. Though Slave earned a demerit (and a prospective punishment) but not waiting to come until permission was granted. I guess I've gotten a little to used to Mistress's typical quick assent, and when she hesitated.... well..... Oops. And She called me on it.

"You may have to be punished for that, Slave."

Slave did do some shoveling. It was the heaviest snow I can recall. I quickly turned the job and a $20 bill over to the teenaged neighbor. And after we put in a good day of work on our respective lap tops, we did walk to a local restaurant for dinner, dodging drifts, and returned home for some Mistress cock riding to end our day. Rest assured I did not make the same mistake twice!

Of course we are not the only folks caught up in this cycle of slush. We got a whiney email last night from Suzanne about her sad plight on the East Coast, where they were buried once again. Though I suspect the real reasons she is in a grumpy mood is that her two lovers have been under the weather and have not provided the diversions and stimulation that she has come to expect. Let's just hope she has a back up generator to keep her hitachi humming in case the snow and ice disrupts her electric service. If Tammy and Jay are not back in action soon, I would advise Suzanne to add a little more depth to her roster.

But we agree, Suzanne. This winter has gotten insufferable. We like snow, but only out West, where we can hit the slopes, or, as we did a few years back, find an isolated camp ground for some outdoor fun, Molly and Mick style:

Love that tan line!