Snake Farm

It turned out we made our trek to the top of New Mexico just in time on Wednesday.

Over the last two days the weather has taken an unusual twist and turn, with clouds and generous rain down here at 7000 feet, after a long summer’s draught. And when we woke on Friday morning, once the cloud cover cleared, we could see the first snow of the season up on the summit where Slave had “grazed” just 36 or so hours earlier. Not sure that Mistress’s tender tush would have felt  inclined for worship if parked in a snow bank. Or that these humble hikers would have taken on that challenge in the event of snow and ice.

“Sorry, left the pitons back in River City, Mistress”, would have been my lament.

So we woke with still sore thighs in Friday, reminding us of that long slog up and back, and making us all the more grateful for a little extra time in bed, doing what is our highest and best use, particularly for our readers here at the UCTMW media empire.

We were also glad finally to hear from our Senior Correspondent, Donna, back from her investigative reporting adventure to La Domaine. We are counting on a comprehensive accounting, Donna. And feel free to do it like Aisha, teasing it out over several episodes rather than getting to the good parts post haste. After all, we  want to get our money’s worth from all that extravagant tab you ran up on the company Amex card.

But what does this have to do with snakes, you might be asking?

Well one thing that has kept Mistress and her loyal Slave up past our normal bedtime these last two nights is the “Big Barn Dance” music fest, just down the road on the grounds of our local roadhouse. It’s an annual event that the hassle of tending to high school girls has never allowed us to attend, until this year.

Out here there is an amazingly vibrant music scene. Lots of genres. But the one that gets us going is what could be described as “Western Americana”. The Barn Dance drags folks in primarily from Texas, Colorado and New Mexico, with a few folks who hale from Nashville too, but are more rootsy C&W, not the kind you hear on the radio.

The performers are the grizzled, cranky, drink and live a little too hard  types you might recall from the movie “Crazy Heart”,  filmed in these parts, but with all the scars and festering wounds of the heart that you can’t make up in a Hollywood screen play.

The audience shares some of the same characteristics, skewing older, little glamour, lots of grit. And plenty of cowboy hats and boots.

Thursday night we saw Mentor Williams, a local, way past his prime as a performer, who is still cashing royalty checks from his big hit “Drift Away”. He did a song he wrote for Alabama called “When We Make Love”, which had the corn-pony sentimental feel of Barry White with a cowboy hat, chewing tobacco.

One artist in particular hit our fancy last night, an old Texas refugee of the New Riders of the Purple Sage, named Ray Wylie Hubbard. He made no excuses for the upbringing that produced his quirky, hard scrabble story songs.

“A few years back I figured it out. I came from what we now call a "dysfunctional family". But in those days people just said the Hubbards always were fussing and drinking a lot.”

One line from his song “Drunken Poet's Dream”, nailed someone close to home:

“I gotta' woman who’s wild as Rome. She likes being naked and gazed upon.”

“He’s got you down, Mistress.”

She did not disagree.

Then there was that Snake Farm song. About a girl he "dated" who worked on a snake farm. It turns out the folks sitting beside us knew old Wylie Ray from down in Texas. Nice folks, though by River City standards their teeth could use a little work.

“Yeah…. Pretty funny…. His wife really did work on a snake farm for a spell. Now SHE had some funny stories.”

You have to listen. “Snake Farm. Sounds kind of nasty. Snake Farm. It pretty much is.”  And it rang a peculiar note of déjà vu for me.

Now call me crazy, but I had just told Mistress about a strange dream I had the night before. All this New Mexico rain had caused the flora to go a little crazy. Vines were popping up all over that were about an inch thick and had eyes and mouths like snakes. You hacked them back, but they just kept growing back, multiplying, thicker and nastier. By the time I woke up, our house was surrounded by the damn things, and we were thinking about making a break for the car. Until we saw that these “vines” had somehow wrapped themselves around our Volvo tires.

Dang.

Now where does this stuff come from. I’m thinking Nilla' and all her stories about tentacle sex. There was one just this week.  Never been much of a turn on for me (sorry ‘Nilla), but you can’t cover everybody’s kink everyday, can you?

Maybe you can write a Snake Farm story for us?

Meanwhile.... Back at the Ranch

I suppose I left you hanging yesterday, Mistress’s legs spread at 13,000 feet, her Slave on his knees, dodging rocks as I devoted myself to the addictive taste of her fragrant juices.

Well, after we both had out fill came the long trek down…. Something that is harder on the legs than the long climb up. After 7 hours on our feet, we finally made it to our car, a tad soaked from the thunderstorm that popped up just after we finished sharing our lunch with some scavenging chipmunks.

When we woke Thursday morning, we had some pretty achy leg muscles. (Which of course did not prevent Slave from gingerly fucking Mistress after she read the blog….)

“I’m not so sure I like that photo of my thighs, Slave….”

“That’s what strong and powerful thighs look like after climbing a 13,000 foot peak, Mistress…. I suspect your fans will be pleased.”

With those sore legs, we decided to pass on our morning bike ride. But Mistress had some plans for me in the afternoon.

“After you go to the grocery, I’m fucking you in the ass Slave….”

That gave me something to contemplate as I picked up some provisions. And, sure enough, once lunch was over and I checked some work emails, I was told to report to our bed, and “get me my supplies, Slave…”

I had made sure to pack her strap-on, knowing that a failure to “be prepared” might cause me to forfeit a merit badge and earn some stripes on my ass.

Once she had secured the harness and inserted her trusty dildo, she slid into bed next to me for some “priming”, then instructed me to assume the preferred position, on my belly, ass conveniently available for her.

She found her mark without much help from me.

“How’s that, Slave”, she said with her first ginger thrust.

Yeah…. She found it alright.

“Ummmm…. Fine Mistress.”

With that reassurance, Mistress went to work. She built her self to a nice impaling frenzy, and within a minute or so came with a burst of energy and a moan of delight.

I was more than happy to accommodate her.

But she didn’t stop there, just slowing a bit to catch her breath, then building to another frenzied climax.

“It’s so nice to fuck you, Slave…. did you like that?”

This as she was withdrawing from me, stepping away from the bed, and leaving her harness and it’s tool for me to clean and restore later.

“Of course, Mistress…. And would you like me to insert my device now….”

(The aneros, that I also knew I was supposed to pack.)

“Absolutely, Slave…. then get back here in bed and fuck me….”

I shook my head to refocus a bit, then climbed out of bed, and proceeded to lube up the little tool and slide it in slowly but surely.

I do know how to follow orders.

orders.

HNT at 13,000 Feet.

We woke up to something very unusual here Yesterday morning: cloudy skies and rain coming down.  They don’t call this the high desert based on frequent precipitation. So when I woke Mistress up at around 6:30 am, I told her that there was a cloud hanging over our plans to scale our local peak.

The weather report suggested it would be a rainy day, with afternoon thunder and lightning. Believe me, you don’t want to hike for 7 hours, a good chunk of it over tree line, dodging lightning bolts and getting soaked.

AS we considered our options, we did make productive use of our time though. Mistress read my abbreviated blog as I worshipped, then after making sure her cock was appropriately rigid, she pushed me onto my back.

“I think I’m in the mood for riding it this morning, Slave.”

It was a good sign that she was not saving all that energy for the mountain.

She rode it most capably, to a couple of bone rattling cums, then let me finish the job on top.  It would have been tempting to just go back to sleep at that point, but we are a little too macho for our own good.

I stepped out onto the patio and saw some glimpes of blue popping through the clouds.

“Maybe we take our shot, Mistress, we may be able to get up and over this cloud layer.”

She agreed, so we packed up our lunch and water, laced up our boots and hopped in the mobile UCTMW unit for the 30 minute drive to the trail head, at about 10,000 feet.

And my intuition had been right. By the time we hit the trail the sun had broken through, and our climb ( a little less that three hours) featured partly cloudy skies, lots of sun, and amazing views across two states.

The benefit of doing this after Labor day was that there were few hikers sharing the trail with us. We crossed paths a few times with three outdoorsy guys from Boise, making the strip to this particular peak for the first time.  They passed us in the final ¼ mile, so when we summated, I expected to see then at the top….. but…. Nada.

It turned out they got confused, took another trail, and were hiking on another mile or so to the 2^nd highest peak in Mew Mexico. Oops.

I was hoping they’d take a picture of the two of us at the top. But their absence provided an even better opportunity.

“How about some worship, Mistress….”

Would you be surprised to know that Mistress was more than game to slide out of her hiking shorts, spread those delectable thighs, and accept a little reward for her long climb to the top?

Just like the lunch we scarfed down afterwards, her taste and aroma clearly were enhanced by the setting and altitude and our hard work getting there.

Double yum.

Gone Climbing

I'm getting this quickie blog in the can a little early because Molly and Mick are climbing our local mountain in the am, and we need to get an early start to avoid any afternoon thunderstorms. (Yes this photo is where we are headed. It will be about 7 hours up and back down).

And since Donna appears to be under wraps in that dungeon this week, no doubt doing some investigative reporting that will appear on these pages in the weeks to come,  I've no one to call on for a  filler blog.

You will be amused to know that when Mistress woke this am, she had absolutely no recall of our late night, under the stars, worship session out on the patio. Apparently she consumed a little more wine than I calculated during our evening out.

"Are you sure that happened, Slave?"

"Would I make that up, Mistress?"

Other than that, our day was a little same old same old: worship, biking, nude sun bathing, afternoon sex, nap, dinner out on our patio as the sun set. Slave did get some out door Slave duties taken care of, including cutting back the red willows that are starting to block our view, and repairing our latilla fence. Just don't mistake me for Dubya, with that brush clearing thang.

All in all, It's a tough assignment here at our Branch Office. But someone has to take it on.

More tomorrow, if the Big Horn Sheep don't get us!