HNT/ A Tutorial from Our Western Correspondent

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Things are looking up here in the Collins Household, particularly after that belated delivery from UPS got me out of the mailroom and back to the Executive Suite (and Mistress’s good graces).

As it turns out, the critical package arrived earlier in the week, but lingered too long in our firm mail room. Maybe Mistress should engage in some executive coaching with the mail room staff, with her handy riding crop.

But I digress….

After work we met the teens at our gym for an hour of exercise, then headed to Chipotle, a favorite feeding venue for them, to cancel the benefits of the hour of exercise. Then it was home, where Molly and Mick promptly retired to our Chambers. I unpacked Mistress’s power tool, plugged it in and left it there where she likes it, just under the bed.

On the drive home, Mistress has shared some of her text message banter with M over when and how she might get to try out her new tool. It was clear Mistress was eager to make sure it was firing on all cylinders…. There was a lot of pent up demand after  a week relying on more “primitive” getting-off techniques.

On the other hand, M was insisting that she save her needs and her new machine until their planned date on Friday morning.

Mistress settled into bed as I pulled together some family Christmas gifts. She was feeling a bit under the weather, so I figured the debate about whether to follow or defy M’s very clear directions was now moot.

But…. Well. I’m saving the denouement of this little story line for tomorrow….

Instead I want to share the following from M, our Western Correspondent.  With a deal in Washington to extend the tax cut, and with year end bonus calculations coming up at UCTMW Enterprises, maybe he decided it was worth his  time to  generate some additional column inches  for our humble publication. In any event, I am sure that some of the sub sisters will be interested in commenting on his proposed technique. I know that in our editorial session on this issue, Mistress seemed to be very squishy and squirmy as she studied and gave me some editorial guidance on M’s latest contribution.

I've added some musical accompaniment with this link.The Doors. "Back Door Man". 

“How to Use a Submissive’s  Ass for the First Time”

Hey Mick,

Hope this finds you well

Decided to earn my keep and write another tutorial for UCTMW.

The article is geared toward a male dominant using his female submissive’s ass for the first time.  But there is no reason the same technique's wouldn't work with a femme dom and strap-on.

The two main positions for penetrating the subs anus are doggie style, and missionary, or diaper style.

The submissive should be stripped bare naked. A couple of enemas should be administered at least two hours before use.  I recommend that the dominant administer the enema himself, as it is fun and can be very embarrassing for the submissive.

I then recommend a good hard strapping on the bare bottom. 

A good stout leather strap or belt will do nicely

It works well to apply a few firm strokes, than lecture and proceed to lube up her rectum.

Take you time to assure she is soundly strapped and very well lubricated.

If strapping in the diaper position, some blows can be brought down directly on her anus and/or labia

This will get a wonderful reaction out of her as she tries to retract her labia and anus inward to avoid the blows.

As always, pay no attention to her cries and pleas for mercy and strap her just as hard as you wish.

The other benefit of administering a good sound strapping is that it will nicely stiffen the dominant’s penis for the task ahead.

Now thoroughly lubricate your penis.

Go slowly, you do not want to cause pain here.

Take as much time  as needed for her anus to accommodate your member.

This can take up to 5 minutes, but is very important. 

The larger you are the longer this can take.

The pain of too sudden a penetration is not sexual at all, and may well sour the submissive’s attitude to this pleasurable activity.

Once she can comfortably accommodate you in her rectum, slowly begin to fuck her just as you would in her vagina.

Whether you let her cum is, of course, the Dominant’s choice.

Some submissives can orgasm from anal sex alone.

Some dominants allow the submissive to masturbate herself while she is being used in this fashion.

Some dominants will rub their slave off as they use her from behind.

It is a matter of preference.

After taking your pleasure in her bottom, it is always a good idea to rub your cock clean on her ass and have her thank you for using her.

Hope someone finds this helpful or hot!

The finally a little bit productive.

WC”

Thanks, M for this helpful contribution. I am sure our CEO will consider it when she calculates your year end bonus.

Better Late Than Never

At last, Mistress's supplemental Home Office Power Tool arrived. I still can't tell whether the delay was caused by UPS or by the mail room guy at my office doing his own product testing.
Our CEO / Publisher's comment on the subject appears at the end of the blog from two days ago.Mistress's comment on arrival of her new power tool.

I am grateful to have my old job back, though I expect I will be on an extended probation until I can get back in our CEO's good graces.

Of course, the question is whether our Western Correspondent will allow the CEO to take her new tool out of it's box for a test drive before their conference call on Friday morning.

Internet Publishing Powerhouse Seeks Chief Procurement Officer

River City, USA. Molly Collins, CEO and Publisher of the internet publishing conglomerate UCTMW Enterprises, LLC announced a world wide search today to fill the position of Chief Procurement Officer with the organization.

“In these challenging times, aggressive supply chain management is critical as we seek to serve our discerning customers and assure that our investors earn the types of profits they have come to expect. That’s why I have made the difficult decision to accept the resignation of long time CPO Mick Collins in order to upgrade this important role in our growing organization.”

In a job description issued with the announcement, UCTMW set forth the qualifications of a new CPO:

“The successful candidate will demonstrate experience and comprehension of advanced internet purchasing technology, including the ability to track UPS delivery systems in real time, and check the box that says “two day delivery” when necessary to maintain continuous service of key organization functionality.

In addition, the candidate will have demonstrated ability to manage critical supply inventory, and anticipate and prevent shortages of critical components required for timely production and distribution, particularly the types of anecdotes that keep our readers coming back for more, despite competition from more imaginative bloggers, who have been known to resort to stories about sex with barn yard animals to stimulate page views.

The CPO will report directly to the CEO. A preference will be given to candidates with good oral skills, pliable lips and tongue, and with a tolerance for long periods of time spent on the candidate’s knees.

While UCTMW is an equal opportunity employer, there are certain bona fide occupational qualifications that apply to this position, regarding which pre-clearance has been obtained from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. As a result applicants are limited to Males, age 35-55, who are built for comfort, not for speed.

While candidates will be given a preference for advanced degrees and proper command of the English language, spelling ability is not critical, other than as required to fill out a proper on-line order form.

The successful applicant will be subject to a pre-employment physical conducted by the CEO.”

Ms. Collins stated that she hopes that the CPO position can be filled by January 1, 2011. “This is a critical position to fill as UCTMW moves forward into the new year. I can’t be expected to be without the tools needed to get this job done properly”, She said.

Sources that did not want to be identified have told this reporter that former CPO, Mick Collins, has been demoted, and was last seen in the company mail room. He reportedly complained that “One day your tongue is planted between the boss’s thighs, the next day it’s licking stamps. Maybe we need a Union around here.”

Chief Procurement Officer Concerned About Supply Chain Breakdown

UCTMW ENTERPRISES, LLC

WORLD HEADQUARTERS

RIVER CITY, USA

TO:  M, Western Correspondent

FROM: Mick Collins, Chief Procurement Officer

M, just wanted to update you on the rather dicey situation here at the World HQ as a result of a break down in our supply chain in this critical holiday season.

As I mentioned in a dispatch late last week, I had ordered a replacement Hitachi Magic Wand that our CEO has come to rely upon for use exclusively at the World HQ. We decided to leave our original “Power Tool” at our secret research facility in the Southwest to avoid the prying eyes of those cracker jack TSA operatives. There is always  the risk that one of them might be on the payroll of a competing sex blog enterprise.

I had taken precautions to make sure our supplier had the order in early last week, to be sure there would be no service interruption here at the World HQ.

Unfortunately, I had to report to the CEO again yesterday that there was no package at our shipping depot again yesterday.

As you can imagine, she was not pleased.

When we arrived home from the office yesterday, it was my assignment to prepare dinner. Since some of our competitors are trying to enhance market share by pandering to the all important cooking blog market, I’ll mention that dinner consisted of flank steak, marinated in some olive oil, garlic, pepper and some stor bought teriyaki sauce. There were roasted red potatoes, quartered, coated with olive oil, salt and pepper and cooked in an oiled pan at 375 for about 45 minutes, and broccoli prepared in a wok with olive oil and some soy sauce. (No SFP, we did not have sex while eating. The teens were here).

The CEO mentioned that she had not been able to talk with you much during the day about your next writing project, so she excused herself to her executive suite to phone you while I prepared dinner and watched the evening news.

When she was done with your conference, she invited me upstairs. She had a more sanguine look on her face, and I assumed that you and she had been involved in some “diversions” during your chat. And the presence of those long black leather gloves, laid out on the bed, made me wonder whether she had been looking for some manual substitutes for her trusty power tool.

But she insisted you had just been “catching up.”

In any event. Something you had talked about seemed to put her in a much more forgiving, and randy, mood.

After dinner we watched the final episode of “Boardwalk Empire”, and Mistress insisted that I rub her feet, spread across my lap. Of course, I happily complied. I figured I was way ahead as long as she was not wielding the riding crop on her failed procurement officer’s ass.

When the show ended she insisted that we head to bed immediately.

“I want you to fuck me tonight, Slave…. Are you up to it.”

“Gladly, Mistress.”

We soon were in bed. Our CEO had on a short, black nighty. Her Slave was suitably naked.

I commented on the spicy and alluring aroma of her perfume, which blended so  nicely with her natural scent at the back of her neck.

“Cinnabar, Slave.  Its better in cold weather.”

Works for me…. My cock was responding to it, along with the undulations of her ass against me as my hand wandered around her hips to focus on the aapex of her thighs.

Mistress was particularly sensitive last night. Maybe it was something you told her, or the sound of your voice. Or maybe the absence of her Power Tool has her a bit on edge. Whatever the cause, I found that the slight touch of my finger tip against her most sensitive part was driving Mistress crazy.

So why mess with a good thing. She squirmed and moaned as I let that finger tease and torment for quite a few minutes.

In this case, less was more….

Ultimately, she came just for that little finger… bucking and moaning, her ass squirming against my cock, which was already hard and ready for her.

Afterwards, despite my shortcomings as Chief Procurement Officer, she allowed me to fuck her. 

Very Nice.

So I am still hanging by a thread here at the World HQ, trying to distract Mistress from the absence of her favorite tool, and hoping that our supplier comes through for us today.

Hopefully, I will not find myself among the expanding ranks of the unemployed this Holiday Season.

Will keep you posted.