Mistress
and slave have been enjoying a very laid back summer here at our SW
hideaway. There has been much sex,
and naked sunbathing too, along
with daily bike rides or hiking and checking out the local music scene.
It’s
been so laid back that I sort of forgot about the blog. And, in truth, we’ve
not had much of the exotic to entertain you with.
“I
guess I’m in between side dishes, slave…..”
It’s
hard to recruit them out here in our little town on the edge of the Sangre de
Christo mountains. Sure, there are
plenty of “mountain men” types that could potentially appeal to Mistress. “But it’s a small town slave….. people
will talk and that would be embarrassing.”
In
addition, it’s hard to find things to put in a sex blog these days that you
can’t read about in the MSM (main stream media). Take the article in yesterday’s NY Times with the tease of a
headline "The Selfie that Dares to Go There".
Remember
when slave would blog about how Mistress had sent me, or maybe one of her
lovers, one of those daring and jaw dropping (depending on how and where
received) photos of her delectable clean shaven folds? Or when a female dinner companion
started scrolling through my I-phone photos one evening and I rudely had to
snatch it back from her to make sure she did not see more of Mistress than she
had bargained for?
Well
according to the Times, the “V-shot” has now gone mainstream. The Times recounts how unsolicited or
“surprise” photos of private parts aren’t just for guys to send anymore. And
then proceeds to lecture on what sort of angles and filters one can use to make
one’s “V-shot” stand out in a crowd of crass pretenders. Here’s
some advice from a lady who supposedly runs the “VSpot”, a salon in NYC where
would be V-selfie senders go for Vaginal maintenance, make overs and “plumping”
before deploying their favorite cameras on their privates:
“Snapchat filters banish blemish and razor bumps,” she said, adding
that when she gets really fancy she uses Photoshop. “My mother is a
photographer — lights and background are everything. Sometimes filters can make
the ‘v’ look shaved even if it’s been two days and you’re stubbly. You want
your ‘v’ to look good, so whatever light, filter, position will make your ‘v’
look best, that’s the one you should use. I use it as a narrative, as if you’re
telling a story. It’s an aspect of that, it’s not just a vagina.”
This apparently mainstream phenomenon may explains
why some guys (thinking here of Mistress’s former college boy friend who she
has communicated with lately) immediately begin lobbying for the “intimate”
selfies as soon as the cyber correspondence gets past “remember what we used to
do together in my VW van?”
I guess this sex blog, one that has
traditionally been “R-rated”, is
now as “cutting edge” as “Adam-12”
re-runs, the Penthouse letters section, or Mad Magazine.
